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If this place doesn't pan out either, can we all go back to using forums?
is it just me or is this fit kinda giving Léon The Professional
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
is it just me or is this fit kinda giving Léon The Professional
I look like the pit crew for an All-Queer NASCAR league
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I look like the pit crew for an All-Queer NASCAR league
HAHAHAHHAHahaha-- [hideous wheeze] Haaaaaaaaaaa
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
HAHAHAHHAHahaha-- [hideous wheeze] Haaaaaaaaaaa
This CHILDRENS GAME wants me to be complicit in enabling the Kalosian Police Department to prosecute THOUGHTCRIMES??? hello??????
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This CHILDRENS GAME wants me to be complicit in enabling the Kalosian Police Department to prosecute THOUGHTCRIMES??? hello??????
there had to be a better way of phrasing this, Mr. Yipes The Zebra
I don't need to know about your omorashi kink, Mr. Yipes The Zebra
I don't need to know about your omorashi kink, Mr. Yipes The Zebra
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
there had to be a better way of phrasing this, Mr. Yipes The Zebra
I don't need to know about your omorashi kink, Mr. Yipes The Zebra
I don't need to know about your omorashi kink, Mr. Yipes The Zebra
you have to understand this kind of shit killed in 2006
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
you have to understand this kind of shit killed in 2006
is2g if everything posted on social media anymore is destined to be devoured by an all-encompassing "AI" panopticon, I might as well start putting my lifelong data-hoarding to use and infect the beast w/ cringy, unintelligible memes I've had longer than some of my followers have been alive
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
is2g if everything posted on social media anymore is destined to be devoured by an all-encompassing "AI" panopticon, I might as well start putting my lifelong data-hoarding to use and infect the beast w/ cringy, unintelligible memes I've had longer than some of my followers have been alive
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
excuse me ma'am, but... are you alright? are, like, ANY Kalosians alright???
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
excuse me ma'am, but... are you alright? are, like, ANY Kalosians alright???
okay?????????
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
okay?????????
the battle zone gates won't stop inflicting a vision upon me
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the battle zone gates won't stop inflicting a vision upon me
all I wanted was a screenshot fist-bumping my lil' baby gatorguy but now it looks like I ROCKED HIM IN THE CHOPS???
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
all I wanted was a screenshot fist-bumping my lil' baby gatorguy but now it looks like I ROCKED HIM IN THE CHOPS???
the next time a commercial uses that fucking word I swear—
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
the next time a commercial uses that fucking word I swear—
finally watching Nosferatu (2024) and hey just wondering why does my man here talk like he's Count Orlok's nasty lil' findom paypiggy sending 'tributes' to his OnlyVamps
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
finally watching Nosferatu (2024) and hey just wondering why does my man here talk like he's Count Orlok's nasty lil' findom paypiggy sending 'tributes' to his OnlyVamps
>"@grok am i really seeing this thing in front of me?"
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
>"@grok am i really seeing this thing in front of me?"
okay but have you considered walking straight into the Sahara w/o water or provisions until you're a pile of bleached bone-dust scattered and indistinguishable amidst the sandy dunes, name and deeds scoured from all living memory
how about it, sounds like a pretty "transformative experience" to me
how about it, sounds like a pretty "transformative experience" to me
October 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
okay but have you considered walking straight into the Sahara w/o water or provisions until you're a pile of bleached bone-dust scattered and indistinguishable amidst the sandy dunes, name and deeds scoured from all living memory
how about it, sounds like a pretty "transformative experience" to me
how about it, sounds like a pretty "transformative experience" to me
Speaking of microtransaction-addicted games striking while the iron's cold, oh my GOD
September 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Speaking of microtransaction-addicted games striking while the iron's cold, oh my GOD
which, tbf, Let It Die was already a GaaS microtransactionpilled proto-gachaslopper trying to cash in on the Soulslike genre boom, but at least the visuals and soundtrack went hard as hell.
but it had a chronic sense of 'this feels like a beta, hope they release the full game someday' and never did
but it had a chronic sense of 'this feels like a beta, hope they release the full game someday' and never did
September 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
which, tbf, Let It Die was already a GaaS microtransactionpilled proto-gachaslopper trying to cash in on the Soulslike genre boom, but at least the visuals and soundtrack went hard as hell.
but it had a chronic sense of 'this feels like a beta, hope they release the full game someday' and never did
but it had a chronic sense of 'this feels like a beta, hope they release the full game someday' and never did
I've never started a run of Cataclysm without the buggy, imbalanced, Google-translated Nechronica mod crammed in there & at this point it'd just feel wrong roaming the apocalypse w/o the chance of encountering deadly, weaponized necromancy-dollgirls to fight and/or steal cybernetic implants from.
August 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I've never started a run of Cataclysm without the buggy, imbalanced, Google-translated Nechronica mod crammed in there & at this point it'd just feel wrong roaming the apocalypse w/o the chance of encountering deadly, weaponized necromancy-dollgirls to fight and/or steal cybernetic implants from.
[COLONEL CAMPBELL] “Be careful, Snake; that's Outer Heaven's premiere demolitions expert—*Launch Haitian!* They say he can curve even an unguided warhead with the grace of a Nikita…!”
[SNAKE] "Mmmnhnmnghhgh... Lnghsssh Hheyyshnn..."
seriously what are we doing here, internet
[SNAKE] "Mmmnhnmnghhgh... Lnghsssh Hheyyshnn..."
seriously what are we doing here, internet
August 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
[COLONEL CAMPBELL] “Be careful, Snake; that's Outer Heaven's premiere demolitions expert—*Launch Haitian!* They say he can curve even an unguided warhead with the grace of a Nikita…!”
[SNAKE] "Mmmnhnmnghhgh... Lnghsssh Hheyyshnn..."
seriously what are we doing here, internet
[SNAKE] "Mmmnhnmnghhgh... Lnghsssh Hheyyshnn..."
seriously what are we doing here, internet
creative types, where're you finding accurate sources for region-specific character names these days?
preCOVID, Googling “Haitian Creole given names+meaning” got lists that were at WORST ~25% crap a mommyblogger from SoCal made up on lunch break
Now? We're doin' AI-slop Metal Gear Codenames, baby!
preCOVID, Googling “Haitian Creole given names+meaning” got lists that were at WORST ~25% crap a mommyblogger from SoCal made up on lunch break
Now? We're doin' AI-slop Metal Gear Codenames, baby!
August 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
creative types, where're you finding accurate sources for region-specific character names these days?
preCOVID, Googling “Haitian Creole given names+meaning” got lists that were at WORST ~25% crap a mommyblogger from SoCal made up on lunch break
Now? We're doin' AI-slop Metal Gear Codenames, baby!
preCOVID, Googling “Haitian Creole given names+meaning” got lists that were at WORST ~25% crap a mommyblogger from SoCal made up on lunch break
Now? We're doin' AI-slop Metal Gear Codenames, baby!
really Battlefield don't call me again 'til you're back on REAL gamer shit
zoomers & genA's ALSO deserve a chance to taste that unparalleled high of a coordinated team blitzing from surface-to-air drop-pod launch to reactor-room breach to parachuting off the exploding enemy titan in >60sec
zoomers & genA's ALSO deserve a chance to taste that unparalleled high of a coordinated team blitzing from surface-to-air drop-pod launch to reactor-room breach to parachuting off the exploding enemy titan in >60sec
August 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
really Battlefield don't call me again 'til you're back on REAL gamer shit
zoomers & genA's ALSO deserve a chance to taste that unparalleled high of a coordinated team blitzing from surface-to-air drop-pod launch to reactor-room breach to parachuting off the exploding enemy titan in >60sec
zoomers & genA's ALSO deserve a chance to taste that unparalleled high of a coordinated team blitzing from surface-to-air drop-pod launch to reactor-room breach to parachuting off the exploding enemy titan in >60sec
such is the ouevre of kojima that bro could catch these women swapping spit behind a shipping truck in the cargo hold & go right to rubbing his chin and wistfully musing "Ah... I see you've been sharing breath; allowing your Ka to mingle, like the Ancient Egyptians! They believed—"
#deathstranding2
#deathstranding2
August 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
such is the ouevre of kojima that bro could catch these women swapping spit behind a shipping truck in the cargo hold & go right to rubbing his chin and wistfully musing "Ah... I see you've been sharing breath; allowing your Ka to mingle, like the Ancient Egyptians! They believed—"
#deathstranding2
#deathstranding2
See, it ALMOST had my vibe down if not for the utterly out-of-pocket 'Hates Weird People' it chucked in there when I am Pretty Categorically A Weird People
August 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
See, it ALMOST had my vibe down if not for the utterly out-of-pocket 'Hates Weird People' it chucked in there when I am Pretty Categorically A Weird People