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popcorn + sunflower oil + TJ’s everything but the elote seasoning = FUCKS
popcorn + sunflower oil + TJ’s everything but the elote seasoning = FUCKS
January 22, 2026 at 2:46 AM
wait
popcorn + sunflower oil + TJ’s everything but the elote seasoning = FUCKS
popcorn + sunflower oil + TJ’s everything but the elote seasoning = FUCKS
I get to talk to my therapist this weeeeek
mentally spinning around a streetlight about it
mentally spinning around a streetlight about it
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I get to talk to my therapist this weeeeek
mentally spinning around a streetlight about it
mentally spinning around a streetlight about it
the joy of finding a fun, interesting, informative youtube video - and the sorrow of clocking the AI cadence used to write it
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 AM
the joy of finding a fun, interesting, informative youtube video - and the sorrow of clocking the AI cadence used to write it
the absolute inability to use g00gle image search before is maddening
I know it’s enshittification but it’s a CORE PRODUCT
I know it’s enshittification but it’s a CORE PRODUCT
January 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
the absolute inability to use g00gle image search before is maddening
I know it’s enshittification but it’s a CORE PRODUCT
I know it’s enshittification but it’s a CORE PRODUCT
more dream(?) study (I can never tell if it’s a dream anymore), I was in an ornate old house, victorian and wooden and twisting - which lends some credence to it being a dream, a lot of my dreams historically feature twisting, surreal, vertical passageways
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
more dream(?) study (I can never tell if it’s a dream anymore), I was in an ornate old house, victorian and wooden and twisting - which lends some credence to it being a dream, a lot of my dreams historically feature twisting, surreal, vertical passageways
HE WENT TO THE FUCKING METROPOLITANS ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Infielder Bo Bichette and the New York Mets are in agreement on a three-year, $126 million contract, sources tell ESPN.
After losing the Kyle Tucker sweepstakes, the Mets pivot quickly and get one of the best players left on the market. @WillSammon was first on the deal.
After losing the Kyle Tucker sweepstakes, the Mets pivot quickly and get one of the best players left on the market. @WillSammon was first on the deal.
January 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
HE WENT TO THE FUCKING METROPOLITANS ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I Once Again had a dream last night and it was Once Again weird and vaguely party-themed
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I Once Again had a dream last night and it was Once Again weird and vaguely party-themed
I have chilaquiles con bistec y huevos, I have a mug of hot coffee, they’re gonna announce bo to the phillies today, it’s a long weekend full of stress-free playoff football
January 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I have chilaquiles con bistec y huevos, I have a mug of hot coffee, they’re gonna announce bo to the phillies today, it’s a long weekend full of stress-free playoff football
[cat reading a newspaper dot meme] I should try out a spell from the PGM this year
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
[cat reading a newspaper dot meme] I should try out a spell from the PGM this year
another strange dream last night - this time I was throwing a party in my eighth grade history class
it did not go splendidly
it did not go splendidly
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
another strange dream last night - this time I was throwing a party in my eighth grade history class
it did not go splendidly
it did not go splendidly
daily tarot card pull for today: The Tower
a woman in a pink dress is crying while sitting in a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is crying while sitting in a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
daily tarot card pull for today: The Tower
caving and getting the five-pack of sapporo ichiban’s tonkotsu ramen
no other instant tonkotsu ramen comes close
no other instant tonkotsu ramen comes close
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
caving and getting the five-pack of sapporo ichiban’s tonkotsu ramen
no other instant tonkotsu ramen comes close
no other instant tonkotsu ramen comes close
the strangest thing - I had a dream the other night
strange enough in and of itself, given how, er, clouded my mind usually is 😙💨 but the actual substance of the dream was unusual
strange enough in and of itself, given how, er, clouded my mind usually is 😙💨 but the actual substance of the dream was unusual
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
the strangest thing - I had a dream the other night
strange enough in and of itself, given how, er, clouded my mind usually is 😙💨 but the actual substance of the dream was unusual
strange enough in and of itself, given how, er, clouded my mind usually is 😙💨 but the actual substance of the dream was unusual
no, really, it is so nice throwing on a vaporwave album or playlist in the background while you work, nothing revives the late-90s/early-2000s summer vibe of having nothing to do but chill and experience life
floral shoppe by macintosh plus still holds up after over a decade
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
no, really, it is so nice throwing on a vaporwave album or playlist in the background while you work, nothing revives the late-90s/early-2000s summer vibe of having nothing to do but chill and experience life
floral shoppe by macintosh plus still holds up after over a decade
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 AM
floral shoppe by macintosh plus still holds up after over a decade
something I loved about my last therapy session was how rather gently he pointed out that I may be awkward in social situations bc I'm out of practice, in his words - which is true! and something I'm working on
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
something I loved about my last therapy session was how rather gently he pointed out that I may be awkward in social situations bc I'm out of practice, in his words - which is true! and something I'm working on
anyway, the real good news today was I went to my fifth m lot tailgate and had a lot of fun :)
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
anyway, the real good news today was I went to my fifth m lot tailgate and had a lot of fun :)
QUINYON MITCHELL
INTERCEPTION
INTERCEPTION
January 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
QUINYON MITCHELL
INTERCEPTION
INTERCEPTION
my heart is full (from the m lot tailgate) but my heart is full of anxiety (from the upcoming fate of the philadelphia eagles)
go birds
PLS WIN
go birds
PLS WIN
January 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
my heart is full (from the m lot tailgate) but my heart is full of anxiety (from the upcoming fate of the philadelphia eagles)
go birds
PLS WIN
go birds
PLS WIN
oh my god it is so NICE to be able to use a unix-based terminal natively on a PERSONAL COMPUTER
what have I been MISSING all these years, stubbornly living in a m!crosoft PC world
what have I been MISSING all these years, stubbornly living in a m!crosoft PC world
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
oh my god it is so NICE to be able to use a unix-based terminal natively on a PERSONAL COMPUTER
what have I been MISSING all these years, stubbornly living in a m!crosoft PC world
what have I been MISSING all these years, stubbornly living in a m!crosoft PC world
and somehow the cardiac bears pull out a playoff win - but damn, the packers made them fight for it
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
and somehow the cardiac bears pull out a playoff win - but damn, the packers made them fight for it
I'm not surprised that the packers are coming out strong, but I /am/ surprised that the bears haven't been able to put up more than 6 so far
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I'm not surprised that the packers are coming out strong, but I /am/ surprised that the bears haven't been able to put up more than 6 so far
smiling friends s1 feels like taking an irresponsible amount of stimulants and then going to a zany brainy
this is a positive comment
this is a positive comment
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
smiling friends s1 feels like taking an irresponsible amount of stimulants and then going to a zany brainy
this is a positive comment
this is a positive comment
"DLZ" on this packers vs bears intro, very nice touch
a man in glasses is talking to another man in a dark room .
ALT: a man in glasses is talking to another man in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
"DLZ" on this packers vs bears intro, very nice touch