Uh yikes! Isn’t a midwife usually required to be a registered nurse with further specialized training? State nursing boards don’t mess around…

You know it smell crazy in there

There was probably a whole a testicle smashing animation team. What a world.

On buttered toast it’s not exactly torture (it’s maybe my favorite quick meal)

Spoilers!

With apologies to Keynes, eventually we’ll all be dead

Don’t blame the designer, they couldn’t find any photos of her not beaming and holding a human skull.

Don’t hate baseball though. That one’s good.

Democracy works!

Tell him I said 🥽🐨

But we already have electrons. We have at least a thousand electrons.

Wow, who would’ve guessed that people wouldn’t like it when the opposition party refuses to do any opposing?

I’ve always been a supporter of ‘don’t yuck someone’s yum’ but honestly I never guessed it would be such a hard rule to follow.

Yeah. Too many Democrats seem to hold politics in contempt. They want progress by unanimous consent or not at all.

It’s not just that Trump is personally a rapist, though there’s lots of credible evidence to suggest that he is. It’s that he is promoting a fundamentally pro-rape ideology, and that the permissiveness for rape and entitlement to rape that are core to his worldview are central to his appeal for men.