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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 1h

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 18h

Well shit. The repair I did on my jeans failed.

You rip what you sew.

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 10h

But at least you now know what it's like to be British.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 10h

Oh fuck me. Tweedledumb and Tweedlefuckingdumber.

Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com · 11h

Fascinating report just released by DropSite which reveals that David Frum, while working on a profile of an Israeli ambassador to the United Nations for the Atlantic, was also shadow-writing speeches for that same ambassador.

David Frum, Douglas Murray Secretly Drafted Speeches for Israeli Ambassador

Leaked emails from former Israeli UN Ambassador Ron Prosor show David Frum, Douglas Murray offering to write his speeches and a CNN producer fundraising for Israel’s Iron Dome during Israel’s 2014 war

www.dropsitenews.com

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 11h

I was a touch put out.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 11h

This idea was shut down. With prejudice.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 11h

There was a non-zero chance someone I know was going to get an audience with him recently. I suggested taking a bottle of Malort as a present.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 13h

When you've lost the Daily Heil.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Plus size Texas National Guard members viciously mocked in Chicago

The cruel comments come after Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth demanded military personnel must return to 'the highest male standard' i n a meeting with commanders last week.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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Anthony L Mariani @anthonylmariani.bsky.social · 13h

Sweet Jesus, an army of
Dewey Oxbergers invading Chicago. Looks like the Texas National Guard’s recruiting office is in a Walmart.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 14h

Inflatable frog suit? Really?

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 14h

They used a human sized glue trap in revenge.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 14h

They finished those yesterday.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 14h

"Nope, I am actually still an asshole. Please keep buying my stuff "

Stereogum @stereogum.bsky.social · 14h

In a new statement Zach Bryan says "Bad News," his new song with anti-ICE lyrics, has been "misconstrued"

Zach Bryan Says His Song With Anti-ICE Lyrics Has Been "Misconstrued"

Zach Bryan would like you to know his new song critiquing ICE does not actually represent him taking a stand.

www.stereogum.com

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 14h

Not necessarily.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 14h

ALL OF THEM.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 14h

But no one is selling to ICE. Crispy said so.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 14h

I'm sure ICE and Florida police forces are disappointed that the EM-50 is not available for the current excitement.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 14h

It's like 25 people with cell phones and someone in a chicken suit.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck me.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16h

Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 14h

That's obvious. His Ex.

Rachel H @rachelcraves.bsky.social · 14h

But who do you ship Theseus *with*?

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 14h

This might be some kind of elaborate Hegsethian Fat Camp.

a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is talking to another man with the words how 's it going eisenhower

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 15h

I had to look it up, it is real and she went there. It won a prize for commitment to diversity in 2020, in a cruel twist of irony.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 15h

Excuse me sir, but who did you vote for and were you not warned?

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 19h

Soybean Farmer: So now I've got a tariff war that's killing my market. I don't have any money from grain we're sending to other countries for USAID. I mean, I've got a compound problem. I don't know how you plan for next year because we don't know where we're at.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 15h

Technically.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 15h

Give the man who knows where all the bodies are buried legitimate access to everything. Genius, my Lege.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 15h

Yes, indict him and give him discovery access. This seems like an excellent plan, your highness.

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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 15h

Is it day drinking if you haven't stopped?

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