Your emails should be indistinguishable from a Dutch post I didnt realize was written in Dutch
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Your emails should be indistinguishable from a Dutch post I didnt realize was written in Dutch
Ah, the SSRI exception
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Ah, the SSRI exception
We’ve got the Frida 3 in 1 true temp. I don’t know that it’s anything special but it’s still going after 4 years and 2 kids
January 27, 2026 at 2:46 AM
We’ve got the Frida 3 in 1 true temp. I don’t know that it’s anything special but it’s still going after 4 years and 2 kids
So excited for the childcare tax credit available only to families making $62,500-$67,250 per year claiming between 2 and 3 children as dependents
January 19, 2026 at 3:43 AM
So excited for the childcare tax credit available only to families making $62,500-$67,250 per year claiming between 2 and 3 children as dependents
Strongly recommend sleeping with white noise if you don’t already. Forgot to turn mine on last night and my 1 yo woke me up at 5 saying “uh oh” for 20 min before falling back asleep
January 18, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Strongly recommend sleeping with white noise if you don’t already. Forgot to turn mine on last night and my 1 yo woke me up at 5 saying “uh oh” for 20 min before falling back asleep
Schumer is salivating at the thought of doing a Kier Starmer speed run
January 18, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Schumer is salivating at the thought of doing a Kier Starmer speed run
If only you hadn’t spent your entire career getting us to this exact moment
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
If only you hadn’t spent your entire career getting us to this exact moment
Putting a reminder in my phone to come back in a year and explain ALF-CIO to you
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Putting a reminder in my phone to come back in a year and explain ALF-CIO to you
Extremely funny to say “oops we killed our heroic dog, let’s drop him down a well as a sign of respect”
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Extremely funny to say “oops we killed our heroic dog, let’s drop him down a well as a sign of respect”
Who was the missionary who first evangelized to the worms?
January 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Who was the missionary who first evangelized to the worms?
You should make one of these but the text is all of the “ask your wife how many hair straighteners she needs” posts from Reddit
January 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
You should make one of these but the text is all of the “ask your wife how many hair straighteners she needs” posts from Reddit
I think we’re both frustrated with Islamophobia among dems and just misinterpreted each others posts!
December 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I think we’re both frustrated with Islamophobia among dems and just misinterpreted each others posts!
And my point was that Muslims in Dearborn weren’t voting *against* their own interest as much as they’re *not voting for two candidates who both don’t give a shit about them*, so I guess we’re aligned?
December 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
And my point was that Muslims in Dearborn weren’t voting *against* their own interest as much as they’re *not voting for two candidates who both don’t give a shit about them*, so I guess we’re aligned?
not voting for a guy doing a genocide is very different from voting for a different guy likely to do the same genocide
December 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
not voting for a guy doing a genocide is very different from voting for a different guy likely to do the same genocide
Hell yeah age of the mentat is nigh
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Hell yeah age of the mentat is nigh
Hey congrats on being stupid
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Hey congrats on being stupid
Ok but that’s not what I was saying. Rashida Tlaib got over 7,000 more votes than Trump. It was an issue of liberals leaving the president line blank more than them voting cross party
December 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Ok but that’s not what I was saying. Rashida Tlaib got over 7,000 more votes than Trump. It was an issue of liberals leaving the president line blank more than them voting cross party
Im too lazy to look up the data but my memory is Dearborn largely went dem but left the president line blank
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Im too lazy to look up the data but my memory is Dearborn largely went dem but left the president line blank
Oh look a loser posting loser shit
December 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Oh look a loser posting loser shit
Really need a Trump/eric Adams face meld with the caption “Türkiye is the America of Western Asia”
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Really need a Trump/eric Adams face meld with the caption “Türkiye is the America of Western Asia”
Hey I’m passing judgement on two states I’ve spent very little time in we’re all just having fun on Bluesky dot com
December 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Hey I’m passing judgement on two states I’ve spent very little time in we’re all just having fun on Bluesky dot com
But again I’ve just been to Missouri a handful of times on work trips
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
But again I’ve just been to Missouri a handful of times on work trips
I didn’t catch the fish myself? I had it in a restaurant?
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I didn’t catch the fish myself? I had it in a restaurant?
Haven’t spent a ton of time in either but best catfish of my life was while passing through Little Rock. Can’t say I’ve had anything comparable in Missouri
December 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Haven’t spent a ton of time in either but best catfish of my life was while passing through Little Rock. Can’t say I’ve had anything comparable in Missouri