John Allison
@badmachinery.com
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Cartoonist in British-based Leeds. I brought you such comics as Steeple, Bad Machinery, Giant Days, Scary Go Round, Bobbins, Great British Bump-Off and Solver. The nation's favourite. https://badmachinery.com
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Someone just asked so it may be worth reiterating, the Giant Days/Batman crossover can be read not just free but ad-free here.

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I make no apologies for the "provocative" robot exhaust port in today's page; furthermore, I did it on purpose
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Thanks Cheeseman! I wrote that joke 3.5 years ago, the brain cells responsible have probably withered away by now.
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Not bad I suppose, if Jonanthan keeps at it he could make it as an artist etc etc
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My poster for City of the Dead (1960) for @hireillo.com’s Video Shop project. Ink and pencil. More info here - www.hireillo.com/announcement...
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In direct market comics, the marketplace speaks. People do whatever necessary to get the pages done commensurate to what they are being paid. I can't blame them for that.
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God no! I was more thinking of what happens when I use Sketchup models. I could sit and work out all the perspective and take two hours to get it perfect but there's no point. My own demands of my work create these problems of stiffness.
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As comics of a certain kind have pushed towards hyper-detail, with an audience that seemingly wants stiff, forced realism, I kind of get why people do it. Even if you can paint photo-realistically, you might as well take a photo.
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How is this repeatedly made into a policy issue - by *all* parties - when the blunt fact of the matter is that grown adults who are obliged to pay for their own education, and relentlessly pursued to repay their loans, should be able to study whatever the fuck they want.
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Regionally it varied, too. As a tot in the north east, as soon as harvest festival was over we'd put up the prompts for Inktober, change our social media avatars/names to Halloween-themed versions, and declare the start of "Papa Pumpkin's Harlequinade".
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Fellow Britons, when did it become "spooky season"? Sounds a bit American. When I was a child we always described it as "The Mordant Months".
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I think we have established that the price of a bun here is thruppence
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ICYMI
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It's my birthday in 16 days and we're going to Wimpy. All my followers are invited. What is everyone having? I'm definitely having the Shanty Brunch but I'm vacillating over my beverage. Maybe raspberry, or maybe a cool glass of milk.

KNICKERBOCKER GLORY NON NEGOTIABLE
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It’s my birthday too, his first appearance was October 20, 2006.
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Following his "acquisition" (theft) of Clunie Fretton's new book, Des has a new hobby and he won't shut up about it. He wants a set of chisels for his birthday and asks me "am I getting chisels" every 10-15 minutes. He intends to carve sculptures of, exclusively, himself. "But different sizes!"
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I just hope that your renovations are sympathetic to the nightmare heritage of your house. It's important to incorporate dangerous/archaic building materials, new inexplicable bodges, wonky angles and, most importantly, mystery noises - speak to your conservation officer.
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It was character forming!!
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Haha yes, even with my Gameboy I had one of those generic Argos adapters with the various plugs.
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The Lynx seemed like it would be amazing, but I never knew anyone who had one. Until now! Surely the batteries lasted about 12 minutes?
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This is a noble aspiration and I respect it.
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I am ashamed to say that I was quite the child of "emulator culture", I loved to go into a cyber node in search of ROMs. When I occasionally used to review handheld console games for C&VG etc you'd have to review it as a ROM on a PC emulator, which felt wrong.
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No one can say I do not deliver to the four people on Bluesky on a Sunday morning
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As a child one of my favourite games was California Games on the C64. It introduced me to the "hacky sack".

But did you know there was an Atari 2600 version? I think they work around the limitations of the graphics in a very charming way.

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California Games for the Atari 2600
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