What if Charlie Kirk’s neck just did that?

This is currently for sale in my local fb marketplace and honestly there’s nobody better to get it than the dumbass ICE agent who took a cold cut trio to the chest

Scanner said two light poles down. I love Philly and its appetite for chaos at all opportunities

I wanna see Gritty climb a light pole tonight

Stay safe out there, Baltimore

Clover is groceries #catsofbluesky

To the person with the @dogrates.bsky.social “tell your dog I said hi” sticker in the blue (?) Subaru Forester with Georgia plates that was driving north on Harford Road a few minutes ago, my dog says “hi” back to you ❤️🐕‍🦺🐾

I was just behind this person in traffic 😂

Um excuse me MERL, but did you get consent before sending this picture of your hog to all of us?

Imagine if boners actually made boi-oi-oi-oi-oing sounds.

Waking up from a nap and seeing your clock say 5:14 and trying to figure out if you slept for two hours or 14 is such a winter thing.

Gotta say, live parking lot music wasn’t on my bingo card for my Sunday evening Target trip. Does this happen other places? Or is it just a Towson thing?

With that banger under my belt, I guess it’s time to dive in a bit further and try to find some accounts to follow/people to follow me. I left the cesspool a year ago and I’m not willing to log back in just to find the accounts I was following. I’m sure I’ll find most of them as time goes on.

The past tense of “throb” should be “thrub”.