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This is life, What a fucked up thing we do
What a Nightmare come true
Or a playground if we choose
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At some point along the journey towards seeking help online for the issues I was having purchasing a 0.40 Labubu that I don't even want I began to wonder whether or not the joke was in fact... me.
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Why must one time code be every time?
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
August 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Got "Daggerfall" (now called Port4k) my MUD (Text based Multiplayer Online Dungeon) from high school back up and running thanks to "Vibe Coding" added Browser access too -- Jaxom

mud.badpirate.net
Welcome to Port 4k!
mud.badpirate.net
May 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Holy Jesus… I asked “Can you transport a used dishwasher on it’s back” to chat GPT and it researched 31 different sources, took 10 minutes and wrote a bole which basically sums up to:

Yes.

chatgpt.com/share/67db0d...

The computers are going to overthrow us out of annoyance.
March 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Now following @hcrichardson.bsky.social -- Though probably puts me on a list somewhere, well researched and clear eyed takes on the state of our union.
January 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Remember to treat your AI well and say thank you.
January 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Great morning to butcher the "Pig Butcher"... today's recipe is "Evangelist looking to turn the pig butcher from their evil ways towards Jesus". Should be fun. ~ 1/x
January 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Are Mark and Priscilla okay? Mark is giving big "mid-life crisis divorcee" vibes recently. www.commondreams.org/news/meta-dei
Zuckerberg Extols 'Masculine Energy' in Corporate America as Meta Kills DEI Programs | Common Dreams
"Remember, Zuckerberg built Facebook not for social connection but to rate the hotness of his female college mates," noted one critic.
www.commondreams.org
January 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
November 29, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by BadPirate
We all want Diamond Potato
November 29, 2024 at 6:40 PM
The “About” is a little sus. Almost like the plan is to have thousands of people refreshing a website in the hopes of scoring a potato diamondpotato.com @cardsagainsthumanity.com @diamondpotato.bsky.social #diamondpotato
November 29, 2024 at 7:11 PM
@twostraws.bsky.social - Looking at your relationships / cascade stuff in Swift, and I seem to be having a problem with it in practice: First example you gave with inverse relationship seems to also require the inverse be optional or crashes during delete :( www.hackingwithswift.com/quick-start/...
How to create cascade deletes using relationships - a free SwiftData by Example tutorial
Learn Swift coding for iOS with these free tutorials
www.hackingwithswift.com
November 25, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I just joined #Yowza, Cards Against Humanity’s cool new social network with no lies, hate, or crypto enthusiasts. 😎 Get 25% off at the CAH store (and also help me win $69,420) by signing up with my code SUPER-SWANK-VAULT before 7:30 PT. #FuckXJoinYowza www.yowza.social/auth/sign_up...
November 24, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Everyone must enjoy this modern rice
July 27, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Is Bluesky going to suck once strike is over and writers go back to work?
July 24, 2023 at 3:47 AM
When a stranger asks the time I always include the date and year. In case they are a time traveler.
July 16, 2023 at 2:42 AM
House fires at steep discount for prime day
July 11, 2023 at 4:30 PM
🦎🪺🐥 🔭🤡
July 10, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Babe, you know you’re the only social net in my life. I swear I would never cheat on you. Those threads were from my sweater I SWEAR. *coughs up a blue feather*
July 8, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Just checking in bsky, everything still okay here?
July 8, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Amazon promised me a joke if I filled out 6 online reviews. After completing their quest, I was given no joke. Betrayal
July 6, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Boss: What’s the hold up on that report
Me: I’m having login issues
The Password Game
Please choose a password
neal.fun
June 28, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Using AI to generate adorable pirates
June 23, 2023 at 10:20 PM