Robert Hemphill
@badrab1.bsky.social
Short, fat balding, old Scottish guy who is charming, witty, intelligent, handsome and modest
We have a show tonight nomads theatre east horsley. Come along if you need a laugh.
July 1, 2025 at 7:26 AM
We have a show tonight nomads theatre east horsley. Come along if you need a laugh.
Cornflakes and hot milk yum. Throw your shreddies in the bin, cut out the middle man
June 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Cornflakes and hot milk yum. Throw your shreddies in the bin, cut out the middle man
There was an outbreak of the bubonic plague quite recently
June 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
There was an outbreak of the bubonic plague quite recently
Absolutely 💯. How many billions is enough?
June 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Absolutely 💯. How many billions is enough?
As a country music fan myself I'll have to take your word for it
June 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
As a country music fan myself I'll have to take your word for it
Looks great, where can I get it
June 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Looks great, where can I get it
Or maybe kneecap were just crap
June 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Or maybe kneecap were just crap
I'm a a Scottish guy who loves the theatre, supports English football and love my culture but dont like golf or whisky. Takes allsorts. Oh yes love liquorice allsorts
June 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I'm a a Scottish guy who loves the theatre, supports English football and love my culture but dont like golf or whisky. Takes allsorts. Oh yes love liquorice allsorts
Come to Effingham for a game of badminton
June 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Come to Effingham for a game of badminton
Stop being so angry, try being 'A happy Scot'
June 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Stop being so angry, try being 'A happy Scot'
I still listen to tie me kangaroo down sport. Is that wrong?
May 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I still listen to tie me kangaroo down sport. Is that wrong?
If your teacher had said like a closed book that would've confused the hell outta me
May 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
If your teacher had said like a closed book that would've confused the hell outta me