🍂 Figgy After Dark 🚫
@bafauxmet.bsky.social
30 // gross // poly // transmasc enby // 💉Halloween '25
Alt for @figgy.ink
Just sort of a drawing board here. NSFW, half-formed thoughts too messy for main, maybe some WIPs, who knows.
Alt for @figgy.ink
Just sort of a drawing board here. NSFW, half-formed thoughts too messy for main, maybe some WIPs, who knows.
The problem with this though is that I only like stupid goth bullshit and I just don't know if I can get away with some shit like "Figgy Mortimer Lafate." The people would riot because it makes me giggle, and they will not see my ass happy.
I like going by Figgy around here and Kit when I'm in the professional world, I don't need another, but as a bisexual, my greed is immense and unending.
January 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM
The problem with this though is that I only like stupid goth bullshit and I just don't know if I can get away with some shit like "Figgy Mortimer Lafate." The people would riot because it makes me giggle, and they will not see my ass happy.
Sometimes I think about having a masc name to go by when I'm feeling real froggy, maybe a middle name to Figgy. Can't go the "what my parents would have named me otherwise" route though. I would have been a *Zachery,* and can you *imagine?* Disgusting.
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Sometimes I think about having a masc name to go by when I'm feeling real froggy, maybe a middle name to Figgy. Can't go the "what my parents would have named me otherwise" route though. I would have been a *Zachery,* and can you *imagine?* Disgusting.
My dating life woes (that it's non-existent) really boil down to the evil intersection of "I have little $ I feel comfortable spending Going Out" and "I'm extremely protective of my rest time because my job is very social"
I know apps suck but maybe I need to start there to get some footing idk
I know apps suck but maybe I need to start there to get some footing idk
January 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
My dating life woes (that it's non-existent) really boil down to the evil intersection of "I have little $ I feel comfortable spending Going Out" and "I'm extremely protective of my rest time because my job is very social"
I know apps suck but maybe I need to start there to get some footing idk
I know apps suck but maybe I need to start there to get some footing idk
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My wife says I'm developing stubble 🤔 I have texture now
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
My wife says I'm developing stubble 🤔 I have texture now
My sinless ass could never think of sexual intercourse
January 16, 2026 at 12:40 AM
My sinless ass could never think of sexual intercourse
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T mascs rise up we’re taking t the old way
January 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
T mascs rise up we’re taking t the old way
Banging my hands on the table until someone draws me as a slutty goth librarian possum of indeterminate gender
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Banging my hands on the table until someone draws me as a slutty goth librarian possum of indeterminate gender
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[OC] As I get more ideas and work more on Unnamed Knight Project - Let's appreciate the one who started it all, Lady Inez ~ 🏳️⚧️⚔️🐉
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
[OC] As I get more ideas and work more on Unnamed Knight Project - Let's appreciate the one who started it all, Lady Inez ~ 🏳️⚧️⚔️🐉
Okay alright cool I'm back. I think I super needed that little break over the holidays, but I miss posting horny/half-formed thoughts and goofing about. Do I have to, like, sign something or what
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Okay alright cool I'm back. I think I super needed that little break over the holidays, but I miss posting horny/half-formed thoughts and goofing about. Do I have to, like, sign something or what
All this talk about gender/how it interplays with sexuality is very funny because it only hones down my dating pool a little. Welcome are enbies, women (though I doubt het women would be interested in my whole deal), and gay/bi men (can at least), but cishet men better stay the FUCK away from me
December 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
All this talk about gender/how it interplays with sexuality is very funny because it only hones down my dating pool a little. Welcome are enbies, women (though I doubt het women would be interested in my whole deal), and gay/bi men (can at least), but cishet men better stay the FUCK away from me
Extremely funny to be doing a little erotic RP with someone, be a little bastard, and immediately get the response "thoughts on impact play?" like yeah they kinda deserve that lmfaooooo
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Extremely funny to be doing a little erotic RP with someone, be a little bastard, and immediately get the response "thoughts on impact play?" like yeah they kinda deserve that lmfaooooo
Thinking more and more about adding it/its to the lineup. Maybe try on some neopronouns, like, fuck it. I expect most people to use they/them, but I like to encourage an adventurous spirit
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Thinking more and more about adding it/its to the lineup. Maybe try on some neopronouns, like, fuck it. I expect most people to use they/them, but I like to encourage an adventurous spirit
I think in a lot of ways I lean butch, and I enjoy playing in that space--sometimes I suspect I'm even good at it--but I think this new year, I really want to lean in on the like, prancing dandy of my heart, you know? I think I've just never had a crew that I felt good letting that out in as much
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I think in a lot of ways I lean butch, and I enjoy playing in that space--sometimes I suspect I'm even good at it--but I think this new year, I really want to lean in on the like, prancing dandy of my heart, you know? I think I've just never had a crew that I felt good letting that out in as much
Don't you come at me again
Y'all ever get absolutely sloppy with it and just sort of wander around in a sort of physical exhaustion daze. No obviously I didn't why do you ask
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Don't you come at me again
Y'all ever get absolutely sloppy with it and just sort of wander around in a sort of physical exhaustion daze. No obviously I didn't why do you ask
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Y'all ever get absolutely sloppy with it and just sort of wander around in a sort of physical exhaustion daze. No obviously I didn't why do you ask
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Heeeey you remember the Halloween pfps? I’m pretty good at Christmas ones, too! Same deal!
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Heeeey you remember the Halloween pfps? I’m pretty good at Christmas ones, too! Same deal!
Alright okay I guess that's a no
But like IS there a worthwhile dating app?? Like I'm open to some long-distance honeys but I'd really love a way to meet local queer and trans ppl where I know at a glance what the vibe is
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Alright okay I guess that's a no
But like IS there a worthwhile dating app?? Like I'm open to some long-distance honeys but I'd really love a way to meet local queer and trans ppl where I know at a glance what the vibe is
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
But like IS there a worthwhile dating app?? Like I'm open to some long-distance honeys but I'd really love a way to meet local queer and trans ppl where I know at a glance what the vibe is
Here's the thing, folks: putting a needle in your thigh is hot. It's a little scary sometimes, but being scared? Extra hot
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Here's the thing, folks: putting a needle in your thigh is hot. It's a little scary sometimes, but being scared? Extra hot
I don't think I could ever be a bunny girl, but I think I could definitely be an Unsettling Hare Person
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I don't think I could ever be a bunny girl, but I think I could definitely be an Unsettling Hare Person
Doing horny brainwashing shit to my wife but it's strictly in the service of making sure I never have to watch Family Guy again
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Doing horny brainwashing shit to my wife but it's strictly in the service of making sure I never have to watch Family Guy again
I think I'm fundamentally hostile to the idea of choosing a direction re: gender. Which makes finding community kinda hard tbh. Even referring to myself as a lesbian feels fraught even though it's for all practical purposes accurate to my romantic experience
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I think I'm fundamentally hostile to the idea of choosing a direction re: gender. Which makes finding community kinda hard tbh. Even referring to myself as a lesbian feels fraught even though it's for all practical purposes accurate to my romantic experience
I have married the most beautiful and hottest and most delightful and sexiest woman I've ever met, it seems
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have married the most beautiful and hottest and most delightful and sexiest woman I've ever met, it seems
Maybe it's been too soon but I don't know, my brain feels a little more still and quiet, which is nice, but I think otherwise I don't feel any different. I thought I might have gotten some of the T horniness but I think that's actually aligning with my usual monthly ebb and flow after all. I dunno
November 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Maybe it's been too soon but I don't know, my brain feels a little more still and quiet, which is nice, but I think otherwise I don't feel any different. I thought I might have gotten some of the T horniness but I think that's actually aligning with my usual monthly ebb and flow after all. I dunno