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at least half woman, on my mother's side | my opinions are your own | she/her
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@bageltheorist.bsky.social
· Jan 24
this place is my diary
At the beginning of the year I was tired of being a fucking loser, so I started injecting estrogen into my thigh
I've spent this year isolated and with no meaningful support from the people closest to me
Idk when my transversary is. I didnt save the date. I dont think it needs commemorating
I've spent this year isolated and with no meaningful support from the people closest to me
Idk when my transversary is. I didnt save the date. I dont think it needs commemorating
December 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
At the beginning of the year I was tired of being a fucking loser, so I started injecting estrogen into my thigh
I've spent this year isolated and with no meaningful support from the people closest to me
Idk when my transversary is. I didnt save the date. I dont think it needs commemorating
I've spent this year isolated and with no meaningful support from the people closest to me
Idk when my transversary is. I didnt save the date. I dont think it needs commemorating
this has been one of the years of all time
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
this has been one of the years of all time
I just know I was born to be a monster hunter but somehow ended up being a wagey
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I just know I was born to be a monster hunter but somehow ended up being a wagey
Do you think the snake got to stay in eden?
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Do you think the snake got to stay in eden?
There will never be a world where humanoid is the optimal form factor for *any* robotic application.
Robotics are an industry where form always follows function. Thats why car factories are full of big arms instead of an army of replicants.
I will die on this hill.
Robotics are an industry where form always follows function. Thats why car factories are full of big arms instead of an army of replicants.
I will die on this hill.
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
There will never be a world where humanoid is the optimal form factor for *any* robotic application.
Robotics are an industry where form always follows function. Thats why car factories are full of big arms instead of an army of replicants.
I will die on this hill.
Robotics are an industry where form always follows function. Thats why car factories are full of big arms instead of an army of replicants.
I will die on this hill.
I get knocked down!
And dont get up again!
And dont get up again!
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I get knocked down!
And dont get up again!
And dont get up again!
Monday morning back from a 4 day weekend...the thoughts have returned 🙃
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Monday morning back from a 4 day weekend...the thoughts have returned 🙃
Literally who youre yelling at btw :/
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Literally who youre yelling at btw :/
Ive seen so many memes of Hunter Schafer as both Link and Zelda that I was honestly surprised not to see her in these promo shots
First look at the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie
In theaters on May 7, 2027
In theaters on May 7, 2027
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ive seen so many memes of Hunter Schafer as both Link and Zelda that I was honestly surprised not to see her in these promo shots
Wishlist the game, cowards
Our game was spotted in the Just Revealed section of HypeTrain's event. Finally looking kinda real with the art 😭😭
So uhh, if you wanna wishlist and check us out, you can 👉👈
store.steampowered.com/app/2219850/...
Screenshot courtesy of @glitchinggogo.bsky.social (one of my strongest playtesters 💪)
So uhh, if you wanna wishlist and check us out, you can 👉👈
store.steampowered.com/app/2219850/...
Screenshot courtesy of @glitchinggogo.bsky.social (one of my strongest playtesters 💪)
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wishlist the game, cowards
Sometimes you gotta just eat a hot sandwich in the park on a cold fall day
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Sometimes you gotta just eat a hot sandwich in the park on a cold fall day
Can someone tell me if mercury's been in gaterade lately or maybe there's been like an evil comet or something? Because everything's been a fucking nightmare for a minute here
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Can someone tell me if mercury's been in gaterade lately or maybe there's been like an evil comet or something? Because everything's been a fucking nightmare for a minute here
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*taps mic* hello gamers... how we doin?
I've been quiet lately, deep in the Cartomantic mines, but I wanted to say we're happy to be partnering with HypeTrain Digital! We're going to be a part of their upcoming publisher sale (for playtest signups~) 💖
Check out The Fool by @runesael.bsky.social 👀
I've been quiet lately, deep in the Cartomantic mines, but I wanted to say we're happy to be partnering with HypeTrain Digital! We're going to be a part of their upcoming publisher sale (for playtest signups~) 💖
Check out The Fool by @runesael.bsky.social 👀
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
*taps mic* hello gamers... how we doin?
I've been quiet lately, deep in the Cartomantic mines, but I wanted to say we're happy to be partnering with HypeTrain Digital! We're going to be a part of their upcoming publisher sale (for playtest signups~) 💖
Check out The Fool by @runesael.bsky.social 👀
I've been quiet lately, deep in the Cartomantic mines, but I wanted to say we're happy to be partnering with HypeTrain Digital! We're going to be a part of their upcoming publisher sale (for playtest signups~) 💖
Check out The Fool by @runesael.bsky.social 👀
I was born to be a space bounty hunter doing the Akira bike slide but instead they got me counting pennies to pay rent
Nintendo released a new Metroid Prime 4 trailer with new gameplay!
The trailer is called “Survive”
The trailer is called “Survive”
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I was born to be a space bounty hunter doing the Akira bike slide but instead they got me counting pennies to pay rent
Your honor, he was strapped, we saw him enter a Jimmy johns mere minutes before the attack.
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Your honor, he was strapped, we saw him enter a Jimmy johns mere minutes before the attack.
Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. A Halloween on a Friday is a rare thing.
I was invited to 0 parties this year, had no plans for a costume, and even the meager, last minute idea of doing a bar crawl after work was killed by a series of unmitigated events...I just wanted fun times :/
I was invited to 0 parties this year, had no plans for a costume, and even the meager, last minute idea of doing a bar crawl after work was killed by a series of unmitigated events...I just wanted fun times :/
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. A Halloween on a Friday is a rare thing.
I was invited to 0 parties this year, had no plans for a costume, and even the meager, last minute idea of doing a bar crawl after work was killed by a series of unmitigated events...I just wanted fun times :/
I was invited to 0 parties this year, had no plans for a costume, and even the meager, last minute idea of doing a bar crawl after work was killed by a series of unmitigated events...I just wanted fun times :/
Muscle mommy piglet
She even got the snatched waist 😩
She even got the snatched waist 😩
October 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Muscle mommy piglet
She even got the snatched waist 😩
She even got the snatched waist 😩
mirror selfie because I'm
October 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
mirror selfie because I'm
Sometimes self care is walking around your neighborhood on a beautiful ass fall day and giving your neighbors that silent head nod and crunching the leafs and hearing kids play basketball
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sometimes self care is walking around your neighborhood on a beautiful ass fall day and giving your neighbors that silent head nod and crunching the leafs and hearing kids play basketball
Featured in this thread will be an ongoing series of Latte Fetuses produced both by myself, and my coworkers
For your consideration, I present lot No. 001
For your consideration, I present lot No. 001
October 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Featured in this thread will be an ongoing series of Latte Fetuses produced both by myself, and my coworkers
For your consideration, I present lot No. 001
For your consideration, I present lot No. 001