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marin county ca has three seasons: "highly flammable" (5 months), "spring" (1 month), "green bricks" (5 months)
December 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
marin county ca has three seasons: "highly flammable" (5 months), "spring" (1 month), "green bricks" (5 months)
12/18 8:43am check engine light has turned OFF👍
December 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
12/18 8:43am check engine light has turned OFF👍
somehow my david consumption has gone down 50% from last year :(
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
somehow my david consumption has gone down 50% from last year :(
embraced my inner weeb and blew the entire budget for my childrens xmas presents at the bandai gashapon capsule store....
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
embraced my inner weeb and blew the entire budget for my childrens xmas presents at the bandai gashapon capsule store....
why does the meat guy w the plugs at whole foods fucking hate me????
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
why does the meat guy w the plugs at whole foods fucking hate me????
five 9 yr old girls in my house right now and they are all calling me "BRUH"
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
five 9 yr old girls in my house right now and they are all calling me "BRUH"
two things i interact with every day but have NO UNDERSTANDING OF is calories and soap?????
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
two things i interact with every day but have NO UNDERSTANDING OF is calories and soap?????
another day of reading a breathless review of some album only to realize its another goddamn bitcrushed abstract techno thing...."fool me once" etc
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
another day of reading a breathless review of some album only to realize its another goddamn bitcrushed abstract techno thing...."fool me once" etc
my crap that i carry everywhere
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
my crap that i carry everywhere
got murphdog his first pair of white on white forces💫
October 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
got murphdog his first pair of white on white forces💫
saw an alignment chart yesterday that said i was "goated unc"
October 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
saw an alignment chart yesterday that said i was "goated unc"
listening to unadorned bass frequencies while on the clock....again
September 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
listening to unadorned bass frequencies while on the clock....again
to the tune of the lunch lady song: 🎵integras and preludes, integras and preludes🎵
September 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
to the tune of the lunch lady song: 🎵integras and preludes, integras and preludes🎵
i love QUAILS!
September 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i love QUAILS!
carlos santana will join drummer wife on stage
August 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
carlos santana will join drummer wife on stage
tfw the darksided techstep is extremely cinematic
July 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
tfw the darksided techstep is extremely cinematic
took a giant whiff of "yellowjacket attractant" and discovered a completely new type of headache
July 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
took a giant whiff of "yellowjacket attractant" and discovered a completely new type of headache
emo is forever and jungle is forever.......but never the twain shall meet
July 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
emo is forever and jungle is forever.......but never the twain shall meet
my entire twitter feed is now exclusively ex net arters shilling NFT drops and it fucking BLOWS
June 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
my entire twitter feed is now exclusively ex net arters shilling NFT drops and it fucking BLOWS
this is the first shot of klingons in star trek ever lmao im fucking dying
June 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this is the first shot of klingons in star trek ever lmao im fucking dying