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Bailey G. Albreit
@baileygalbreit.bsky.social
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Author of the Rest in Grift series (Buffy+Six Feet Under+The Grifters). I write #cozyparanormal & specfic. Hope to connect with other #writers #authors & the #writingcommunity. She/her 🪐📚 No AI, no DMs. I don't give $$$ to random folks.
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Boom!
"Of course Pam Bondi doesn't think that there's an Epstein list. On her phone it's just called 'contacts'". --Steve Hofstetter
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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The early bird gets the worm but the late bird just gets a slightly worse worm. There's worms everywhere. Who cares. Sleep late. Do not let the worms dictate your lifestyle.
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Hey so "underage girls" are...children. The word you're looking for is children. They're not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They're children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I do all my own stunts but never intentionally.
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Some folks think teenagers are adult enough to be forced to deliver a pregnancy or responsible enough to open carry rifles, but too fragile to learn about slavery. - Jess Piper (@EnglishTeach07)
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Being trolled by the tag in your clothes.
The tag inside an article of clothing reads: For Best Results: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Never iron design. For Worst Results: Drag through puddle behind car. Blow dry on roof rack. 100% POLYESTER
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Reminder that Starbucks' CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the S&P 500. And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a contract with its unionized workers? Solidarity with Starbucks workers who are on strike. --Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social)
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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"Caucacity is spending 8 years calling the nation's first black President, 'Barack the magic negro,' 'boy,' and 'tar baby,' and his wife a 'gorilla in heels,' because you have free speech... but now wanting to FIRE everyone who calls a deceased racist a racist." --Bishop Talbert Swan
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Just saying...
HOT TAKE: IF CAPITALISM WORKED, FULL-TIME WORKERS WOULDN'T BE LINING UP AT FOOD BANKS.
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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A billion is obscene. A trillion is profoundly and exponentially obscene. If you made a million dollars a day from year 0 to now, you would be about 700 years away from a trillion. --pat_dimitri
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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I think this every time I see someone using "then" for "than" or "than" for "then". Why yes, I am petty and pedantic, why do you ask?
Stop saying, "They didn't teach us that in school." Yes they did. You were talking.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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LOL
Michael McCullough (@ME_McCullough): Stop using pop culture references as the first half of the title of your journal article. Spirit, PhD, LPC, NCC, CPCS (@talk2spirit) replying to @ME_McCullough: Who Gon Check Me, Boo: A Phenomenological Study of Entitled Gate Keeping of Scholarly Contributions.
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Too real.
[IMAGE: A sad-looking white woman with brown hair and eyes wearing a beige blouse and brown skirt or pants, sitting at a round table in a 1970s-ish brown-and-beige kitchen with a cup and saucer with coffee or tea.] CAPTION: I was just minding my own business, then all of a sudden, 1975 was 50 years ago...
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Who's going to tell the kids?

(Related rant: Why aren't the kids familiar with THE PRINCESS BRIDE? It's a classic!)
[IMAGE: Wallace Shawn with two young people outdoors in a park.] Text: canvassing for @ZohranKMamdani in the east village today and the actor who plays dr. strugis in young sheldon in my canvassing group!!
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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It's kind of frustrating that MAGA folks in Kentucky will show up to vote when there ISN'T an election and they CAN'T vote against a candidate for mayor of NYC or gov of VA but we can't get Dems and Independents off their asses to vote AGAINST the orange fascist now squatting in the White House.
Michael Adams, Kentucky Secretary of State: We're getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry. Richard Hanania: Oh my God. MAGAs are showing up to polls in Kentucky trying to vote against Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Sadly, this is again on-topic.
When you can't tell if it's seasonal depression or Trump related depression that's called treasonal depression. --The Volatile Mermaid
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Image of a pile of Scrabble letters. Caption: Just bought a book from IKEA.
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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FASCISM IS NOT TO BE DEBATED IT IS TO BE SMASHED
November 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Saw this on another site and it made me chuckle.
I've mourned discontinued Trader Joe's products longer than Erika Kirk mourned her husband.
November 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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"How will you make buses free?" Well, how do we make libraries free? Public services aren't some radical concept. People already pay taxes, the money should go toward things that actually help them. Instead, we're told it's unrealistic to fund transit or healthcare, while subsidies and tax breaks flow freely to billionaires. We're not asking for a handout. We're just asking not to pay twice for what we've already funded.
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Remember during oral argument on the presidential immunity case when conservative justices scoffed at and mocked the hypothetical that a president with immunity could just start killing whoever he wanted and there was nothing that could be done if he has immunity? --Ron Filipkowski
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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I'm seeing a pattern here...
Ah yes, The Phantom of the Opera - the musical about the French man who's deformed and tries to find true love. Not to be confused with Beauty and the Beast - the musical about the French man who's deformed and tries to find true love. Or the Hunchback of Notre Dame - the musical about the French man who's deformed and tries to find true lo--hey wait a minute!
October 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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True story.
NOTHING REFRESHES MY MEMORY OF WHAT I NEED AT THE GROCERY STORE LIKE COMING HOME FROM THE GROCERY STORE.
October 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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THIS. We will just go from 46 to 48. There was no 47th POTUS.
When Trump's Presidency is over, it should be annulled. No library, no portrait, no titles, no honors. Leave behind his record of shame, and get to work undoing as much of it as possible.
October 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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[IMAGE: Barack Obama shooting hoops on the White House basketball court while Rahm Emanual watches, both wearing black trousers and white button-down shirts.) Caption: Obama wheeled in a portable basketball hoops and taped basketball lines on an existing tennis court, which is still being used as a tennis court. He didn't spend $376 million on a basketball court, you gaslit dipshits.
October 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM