man oh man am I touch starved. wowzies the yearn is strong

Why must people wait until the start of a meeting to start eating……. Misophonia say what

Not to sound like a grumpy old person, but I hate the current culture of expecting things to happen immediately. You can wait a few days for a delivery or a couple of days for a reply from a (part time!!) employee babe, it’s really not a life or death situation

My hot take of the day - if a sewing pattern is £12, it should be paper not PDF

Why are the Monaco race suits always white

I like to cause myself stress by procrastinating my work for days on end and convince myself I’m awful at my job, only to actually focus for one hour and complete 75% of my list for the week in one go

This embroidery has been abandoned at this stage for no joke about 2-3 years because I just can’t decide if it needs a little more detail in the body of it

I am fascinated by the people who think using an electric vehicle means they have no carbon emissions. Unless you’re completely off grid with a renewable energy source, where do you think the electricity used to charge it comes from?

why is this so slutty

I cannot express the joy feeding the birds gives me. There’s a pair of long tail tits in the garden this morning and they’re just so flipping CUTE

oof that anxiety has a lil kick to it tonight. iss spicy

making phone calls: no thank you very much
yapping away on the phone: yes pleeaaase

walking around my little village and overheard a young teenage boy saying ‘nah man, skibidi is so over’ to whom I’m pretty sure was his mum… bless

all I want to do lately is dress up cute and go for cocktails, but alas I have no friends and live in the middle of nowhere. woe is me I guess

I have once again remembered why I don’t love booktok recs. why must their smut have minimal consent and no actual conversations around kink
just ‘I have decided you have behaved badly despite us never discussing it, and thus you will now be spanked raw despite any protests’