Auld Bairn
@bairn.bsky.social
What were you doing on her head?
January 28, 2026 at 4:22 PM
What were you doing on her head?
Is it me you're looking for?
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Is it me you're looking for?
I've no idea what's going on there but I love it!
January 27, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I've no idea what's going on there but I love it!
Can you really call it a UK tour if all the dates are in England?
January 27, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Can you really call it a UK tour if all the dates are in England?
"I'm a scummy twat and so is my mate"
January 27, 2026 at 1:26 PM
"I'm a scummy twat and so is my mate"
To my eternal shame, I did not like this album at the time. I loved Liquidizer and Doubt so I'm not even sure why; it's not even that much of a departure from them. I rediscovered it years later and really rate it now.
January 25, 2026 at 4:47 PM
To my eternal shame, I did not like this album at the time. I loved Liquidizer and Doubt so I'm not even sure why; it's not even that much of a departure from them. I rediscovered it years later and really rate it now.
"I've been a fake vegetarian for decades..."
January 25, 2026 at 4:21 PM
"I've been a fake vegetarian for decades..."
"Sang about Glasgow. Didn't sing about Sweden. Jury is out. Likely 'not proven'" - brilliant!
January 25, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Sang about Glasgow. Didn't sing about Sweden. Jury is out. Likely 'not proven'" - brilliant!
I bloody loved it! I think Stewart Lee should be a co-host on it though.
January 23, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I bloody loved it! I think Stewart Lee should be a co-host on it though.
Hadn't heard of Balloon Balloon Balloon before. That is right up my street. Thanks for posting!
January 22, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Hadn't heard of Balloon Balloon Balloon before. That is right up my street. Thanks for posting!
Maybe the aphantasia is what made you a great artist?
January 9, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Maybe the aphantasia is what made you a great artist?
What a shit head. Doubt he cares though as his company is dissolved...
find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/1225...
find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/1225...
JOSEPH SMITH FURNITURE LIMITED filing history - Find and update company information - GOV.UK
JOSEPH SMITH FURNITURE LIMITED - Free company information from Companies House including registered office address, filing history, accounts, annual return, officers, charges, business activity
find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk
January 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
What a shit head. Doubt he cares though as his company is dissolved...
find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/1225...
find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/1225...
This is fantastic! Good job!
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
This is fantastic! Good job!
Nice! Bought. I'm gonna try to persuade my brother to recreate Christmas morning 1983, when we got a Speccy and no games on tape, just a few magazines. I still think of the version of Donkey King we entered that day often!
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Nice! Bought. I'm gonna try to persuade my brother to recreate Christmas morning 1983, when we got a Speccy and no games on tape, just a few magazines. I still think of the version of Donkey King we entered that day often!
Like all trends, it'll fade. ;)
September 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Like all trends, it'll fade. ;)
Every time? Really??
September 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Every time? Really??
God, I hated supporting that fucking application.
September 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
God, I hated supporting that fucking application.
I always thought he came across as a snidey wee prick.
September 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I always thought he came across as a snidey wee prick.
This is, by a country mile, the best Anon Opin I’ve seen.
September 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is, by a country mile, the best Anon Opin I’ve seen.
It's possible you don't know the meaning of the word 'impossible'.
September 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's possible you don't know the meaning of the word 'impossible'.
That Tele is a thing of beauty!
September 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
That Tele is a thing of beauty!
I've never actually checked - are all the songs in A or E?
August 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I've never actually checked - are all the songs in A or E?