Jessie Lawton-Crane
@bajalime.bsky.social
Seattle; urbanism; kids; games; goofs. Thoroughly unprofessional. She/her.
5 y/o daughter: when I grow up I'm going to be a Seahawk
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
5 y/o daughter: when I grow up I'm going to be a Seahawk
Reposted by Jessie Lawton-Crane
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it