I'm not even into anything most would consider taboo, I just hate seeing how flavorless mainstream art has become and how so many artists who try to enjoy themselves get crushed by purity culture and regulations that serve to help no one.

Ashton: "Hands up! I've got you kerneled. No, no, wait...I'll pop you one! Ooh, no! Let's play cobs and robbers!"

I thought the drink was strawberry red...

Can't wait to see what comes of your treatment of the Dimwood's most wanted Mapach.

My roommate has the same issue. I was happy to find a potato salad recipe they could have -- Turkish, as it happens.

Congrats on finding a mayo-free egg salad recipe! Does it use yogurt instead?

Or reformat the space.

Yeah, probably! A house I lived in back in high school was riddled with the stuff. Made us all sick; I went to the hospital with a fever of 103 or something.

"You know what that does to you, and this huge nose of mine has to deal with it."

Krusty Kuaffs a Kumshot from Tony's Treif Tool