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when im buying bbq sauce the first question i ask is “will this challenge me?”
January 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
when im buying bbq sauce the first question i ask is “will this challenge me?”
Is there one just for Seahawks
January 2, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Is there one just for Seahawks
Hell yeah, that’s sick
January 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Hell yeah, that’s sick
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "Well done," she says. "By pointing out the small ways certain outfits don't follow outdated rules, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home.
December 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "Well done," she says. "By pointing out the small ways certain outfits don't follow outdated rules, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home.
The turnover on downs was completely a makeup call for walker not actually catching it. So dumb
December 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The turnover on downs was completely a makeup call for walker not actually catching it. So dumb
How you watch all these games simultaneous
December 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
How you watch all these games simultaneous
Did it turn out
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Did it turn out
Not really much to watch, especially with how mismanaged the game was by Miami. They were obviously not trying at all.
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Not really much to watch, especially with how mismanaged the game was by Miami. They were obviously not trying at all.
Don’t, let him take whatever he needs. It might save his life
December 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Don’t, let him take whatever he needs. It might save his life
Sorry, Shen is actually drawing for the Seahawks. The other dude is drawing for that team you mentioned
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Sorry, Shen is actually drawing for the Seahawks. The other dude is drawing for that team you mentioned
They won’t do it. Feckless handwringing cowards.
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
They won’t do it. Feckless handwringing cowards.
I have a beef with you Blake. Pull up behind the Safeway on 19th
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I have a beef with you Blake. Pull up behind the Safeway on 19th
What, like the ingredient?? How can an ingredient be outdated or cringe lmao
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
What, like the ingredient?? How can an ingredient be outdated or cringe lmao
Kudos to you, I would eat three of those plates and say I was “snacking”. I need to learn some food discipline!
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Kudos to you, I would eat three of those plates and say I was “snacking”. I need to learn some food discipline!
Damn, that hand! All that practice paid off in spades.
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Damn, that hand! All that practice paid off in spades.
Ah I see they’ve watched the new F.D Signifier video
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ah I see they’ve watched the new F.D Signifier video
It’s in their code of conduct
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It’s in their code of conduct
Just saw that. How does he go from “don’t vote you fucking idiots! It doesn’t work!” To “wow you idiots voted Trump into office and now it is personally affecting me!”
What a dumbass that guy is.
What a dumbass that guy is.
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just saw that. How does he go from “don’t vote you fucking idiots! It doesn’t work!” To “wow you idiots voted Trump into office and now it is personally affecting me!”
What a dumbass that guy is.
What a dumbass that guy is.
Jesus Christ you’re not an American? You have no fucking clue what you’re talking about, or who you’re talking to. Shut the fuck up next time, we’re trying to handle our business and you’re not helping. Saying we affect the whole planet, then advocate for us to not vote? How stupid can one be.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Jesus Christ you’re not an American? You have no fucking clue what you’re talking about, or who you’re talking to. Shut the fuck up next time, we’re trying to handle our business and you’re not helping. Saying we affect the whole planet, then advocate for us to not vote? How stupid can one be.
My opinion is that nothing will work, so I might as well vote for me and my family not being killed today and the slight chance that someone might do *some* good rather than a promise to solely do harm to me. I have a small bit of faith that Zohran is going to revolutionize the dems. I hope anyway.
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My opinion is that nothing will work, so I might as well vote for me and my family not being killed today and the slight chance that someone might do *some* good rather than a promise to solely do harm to me. I have a small bit of faith that Zohran is going to revolutionize the dems. I hope anyway.
The problem with an accelerationist mindset, to me, is that the fundamental reform you seek is built through the blood of queer, trans, black, Arabic, Latino, etc etc etc people who do not want to be deported, imprisoned, or exterminated. White leftists will pay no price, as found through history.
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The problem with an accelerationist mindset, to me, is that the fundamental reform you seek is built through the blood of queer, trans, black, Arabic, Latino, etc etc etc people who do not want to be deported, imprisoned, or exterminated. White leftists will pay no price, as found through history.