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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2h

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Chris in Crouch End?

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@mrjamesob.bsky.social PLANE sight more like! AMIRITE?

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I think I’ve made it less Dickensian now I’ve turned his drink into Fanta.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2d

I am addicted to this beautiful song. Sort of John Prine-y, Scud Mountain Boys, understated quality.

open.spotify.com/track/1vwWfI...

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2d

@mrjamesob.bsky.social They've abandoned the dog whistles and are just using actual whistles now.

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a man says if i speak i am in big trouble in front of a wall of advertisements

ALT: a man says if i speak i am in big trouble in front of a wall of advertisements

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 2d

Good Lord.

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I was too polite, of course, but I wanted to say the process was going really well until you gave me homework.

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I just bought a prepacked sandwich from a shop and then was given a leaflet with a QR code which I was asked to scan, and then fill out the online form explaining how I found the process of buying the prepacked sandwich.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 3d

Oh, this is absolutely fantastic! Thank you! Hope you're doing well. X

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 5d

Yes, that would explain it.

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Mate, you've skipped a hell of a lot there.

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🎃🎃🎃Mark Yarm🎃🎃🎃 @markyarm.bsky.social · 5d

Thanks for reading! Gift link here: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/a...

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 5d

Evan Dando saying he's only read the first four chapters of his own autobiography is the most Evan Dando thing ever. Great article (it's behind a paywall but, y'know, you can get past these things): www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/a...

Evan Dando Is Back From the Brink

www.nytimes.com

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 5d

Evan Dando saying he's only read the first four chapters of his own autobiography is the most Evan Dando thing ever. Great article (it's behind a paywall but, y'know, you can get past these things): www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/a...

Evan Dando Is Back From the Brink

www.nytimes.com

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 6d

Remember when we were kids and Loser by Beck came out and we all went "oh, this is good" and we then discovered Stereopathetic Soulmanure and we all went "Wow, this is some of the best music we've ever heard?" and we were right.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 6d

Wow, thanks. Love your page!

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Thanks Mark. X

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A salty old sea dog drawn with ye olde fountain pen and pot of ink on watercolour paper.

A pen and ink drawing of an old sea dog on watercolour paper.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 6d

ha ha! Yes, I was reading it all in his voice in my head!

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I enjoyed that book more than should be allowed. Although I did get a teeeny bit bored during the Jamaica years, but my God, what a life.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 6d

Ooooh, yes a Ripple is magnificent. Wispas are Mrs Balcony's favourite so I do nick the odd one of them too!

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Yorkie Biscuit & Raisin Duo, Star Bar, Chunky KitKat duo.

You?

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 6d

Bluesky Bluesky Knicky-knacky-knoo sky.

Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 7d

My friend Watko has started a new podcast "Name Droppers" where famous people share their biggest name drops. First episode is the brilliant Tommy Boyd and it's very funny and lovely. open.spotify.com/show/31ejslA...

Spotify – Web Player

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Balcony Shirts @balconyshirts.co.uk · 7d

I've just taken some powdered lion's mane mushrooms because there's not a health fad I won't sprint towards with open arms before buying my lunch from Greggs and having three bars of chocolate before bed.