Bobby
@baldabet.bsky.social
Orlando, Fl 📍
designated little stinker
designated little stinker
One thing about gay people. Collectively, we are so unfunny and unoriginal. The amount of ‘going to the cottage’ posts I’ve seen is obnoxious and embarrassing. Listen. I understand that as a collective we are at the forefront of social media moments. BUT
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
One thing about gay people. Collectively, we are so unfunny and unoriginal. The amount of ‘going to the cottage’ posts I’ve seen is obnoxious and embarrassing. Listen. I understand that as a collective we are at the forefront of social media moments. BUT
Wedding djs HAVE to stop playing Fast Car at cocktail hour.
December 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Wedding djs HAVE to stop playing Fast Car at cocktail hour.
He brings the twinkle to me eye
December 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
He brings the twinkle to me eye
I’m done with growth. I’m walking into 2026 like a threat.
December 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’m done with growth. I’m walking into 2026 like a threat.
Queuing up a wild session for my therapist Tuesday.
December 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Queuing up a wild session for my therapist Tuesday.
This book rips my heart out my chest every 15 pages.
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This book rips my heart out my chest every 15 pages.
Welcome to Massachusetts, where it’s 3 degrees outside and sandwiches cost $35.
December 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Welcome to Massachusetts, where it’s 3 degrees outside and sandwiches cost $35.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal
John Lennon would have been so fucking annoying if he was alive during twitter.
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
John Lennon would have been so fucking annoying if he was alive during twitter.
once again asking for attention
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
once again asking for attention
how it feels having a crush on a bad texter
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
how it feels having a crush on a bad texter
It’s wild that my husband tried speaking during Dolly Parton’s ‘Go Tell It On the Mountain’ like this is some kind of fucking game.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s wild that my husband tried speaking during Dolly Parton’s ‘Go Tell It On the Mountain’ like this is some kind of fucking game.
Boys are kissing at the bar
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Boys are kissing at the bar
My SSRIs are SSRI’ing and I don’t want to be touched and everyone’s kisses taste like their teeth.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
My SSRIs are SSRI’ing and I don’t want to be touched and everyone’s kisses taste like their teeth.
Doing drugs is crazy because I can’t remember my phone number but I know which pocket my trash goes in.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Doing drugs is crazy because I can’t remember my phone number but I know which pocket my trash goes in.
How ‘bout you gatekeep my butthole
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
How ‘bout you gatekeep my butthole
Part of the open relationship experience is having to watch your husband flirt with a guy in crocs at the club.
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Part of the open relationship experience is having to watch your husband flirt with a guy in crocs at the club.
I’m so happy to announce that I mentally in a good place for the next four hours
October 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m so happy to announce that I mentally in a good place for the next four hours
Men in Chicago are built different 🥵
October 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Men in Chicago are built different 🥵
Douching while listening to the James Baldwin audiobook and after everything I’ve learned about him so far, I think he’d approve.
September 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Douching while listening to the James Baldwin audiobook and after everything I’ve learned about him so far, I think he’d approve.
