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Baldacious Crumb
@baldaciouscrumb.bsky.social
Flatuist, dog-tolerator, and rapid eater.
Ah well, at least he's cute (Tung Lashor). Unlike real authright mouthpieces :3
January 24, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Jesus, they are aren't they.
These are people who either believe in (or benefitted from) Qanon's adrenochrome mania a few years back.
But i think they vampirically crave a certain human body fluid themselves. Tears.

And when the tap's dry, they'll get mommy AI to wring out fake tears for them.
January 24, 2026 at 4:08 AM
So now the Starmer gov doesn't like AI? The people who are okaying unwanted data centers and had an intern prompt that bipedal police bulldog character with the massive visible pussy? :D

I'd say "Fascist Maccabi thugs GO HOME!" but that would mean them going back to the land they stole, so..
January 23, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I am really not looking forward to having to carry a halberd with me every time I go to the co-op, just to fend off Nigel's shit Uruk Hai.
January 22, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Oh come on!
Americans already have to pay a quadrillion dollars every time they even so much as look at a doctor, let alone get their gammy knees looked at or have a baby delivered.

And now they have to put up with warbands of Bad Posture American Daesh waddling in and taking the nurses away?
January 22, 2026 at 6:13 PM
And forming American Daesh (to compliment the American Boko Haram they've already got running education atm)
January 22, 2026 at 6:02 PM
And a lock of that fiberglass rug to seal the mystical deal.
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Saw dead-eyed goons loping around wearing balaclavas. Only upon noticing the Daesh-ass flag and AKs did I realise these aren't ICE goons :3

Anyway, Kurdistan forever.
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Needless to say, read it in his voice :3
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If the republican party don't even try to Goodbye Lenin his decrepit ass (constructing an agreeable fictive puppetshow to placate him) then they're even more pitiful and cowed than I already thought they were.
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Awwh me mee! I wanna be blocked by this blockhead too!
January 21, 2026 at 8:04 PM
If the ur chud were banished to a bleak, dank, impossibly dark liminal void where they can't even lay their grasping hands upon themselves anymore-
I'd still say "NOT 'LONELY' ENOUGH!" >:D
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
In addition to this, as usual, I encourage my American chums to tool up with rifles firing the most ice-body-armour-defeatingest calibres that your state allows :3

If these sallow-cheeked mantoddler dipshit ghouls kick in your front door, you may as well turn em into chunky catfood.
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I now feel compelled to gabble about my fav mod for it, which replaces the pistol with a Walther PPK.
No particular fascination with that gun, it's just got a really low profile and nice crispy sights.
January 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM