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Ass-truc's 51st birthday, huh?

He's been around this long. And somehow, the heart disease hasn't killed him, yet?!
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 PM
SMASH!
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
(Demonically) "HEATHEN!"
December 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
There, I fixed it!

A Santa parody account on X mistakenly put Ladybug on the nice list, a while back. So, I decided to correct this error.

As of now, Ladybug is officially on the naughty list!
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Just when we think Marinette can't get any more hideous...

Ass-truc goes ahead, and pulls this shit!
December 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Here's an oldie that I had stored in my portfolio.

This particular commission comes from my DC x Frozen crossover days. What you're seeing is the revamped version of that drawing.

But without further ado, allow me to introduce the swift and speedy duo: Kid Flash, and Thunderstruck!⚡️🌩
December 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I asked that twerp that very question. And this was it's reply!
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I had almost forgotten that I had this.

It's a thumbnail from a Miraculous video on YouTube. And I must admit, whoever drew this was a certifiable genius. I mean, this is truly a work of art.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Why not both?

Say hello, to Cheshire the kitten.
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
As someone who also spent a considerable amount of time fawning over a blonde in a sparkly blue dress, I get where Jason is coming from.

Call it what you may, but there's no denying. We love our blondes in blue.
Isn't that right, @dojaymi.bsky.social?
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This...

This is the best news I've heard all day! We should be celebrating!

This dumpster fire of a series, created by that snail-eating swine, Thomas Ass-truc, may finally come to a well-deserved end! 🥳🍾🥂🍻🎉🎆
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Okay, I'm not 100% sure if this is real or some sort of fanmade creation.

But if I didn't have a reason to fear Lila Rossi (Aka Chrysalis) I certainly do, now!

That grin is genuinely disturbing. 😬
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Feeling a bit burnt out after throwing so much shade towards Terror-nette Dupain-Cheng.

So, here's some Feligami art I found on Pinterest.

(Credit to @Sumerz_/@Somrz_)
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The monster that lies beneath her smiling façade.
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Behold, Marinette's true form!
The side she hides from everyone in Paris!
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
The literal definition of insanity, right here.
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Never.
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe...

Adrien is a creepy little perv towards a girl he likes, while Marinette is a literal pig.

The multiverse is a crazy place sometimes, huh?
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
As a fellow patron of the arts, myself. I found myself inspired by the latest "Ask Mario" episode, (specifically the ending) commission this work of art.

Which features @dojaymi.bsky.social, and the one and only Needlemouse, himself. If you know I'm... Saiyan. 😆

(Jason, this one's for you, man.)
October 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Take a good look, everyone. Because this is Marinette's future, once the truth comes out.

A future, which Marinette ironically predicted for herself back in Season 1.
October 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
At long last, we finally have her reveal! Lila Rossi, my purple queen, in all her splendor!

Chrysalis has risen, and she looks glorious!
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Human artists?!

Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
October 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
No, maturing is realizing Marinette didn't deserve to wear those earrings! Or the right to be called a "hero," for that matter!
October 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
For those of you defending/simping over this toxic little parasite.
(You know who you are, don't act like you don't.)

Let me remind you that Marinette Dupain-Cheng is still currently, PUBLIC ENEMY #1!!!

(Like and reshare this post, if you agree.)
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM