The Balderdash Syndicate
@balderdashsydicate.bsky.social
But not in Texas right because hot wheels went on the magic propaganda box and said it wouldn't happen....
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
But not in Texas right because hot wheels went on the magic propaganda box and said it wouldn't happen....
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A mad magazine caracture of a mush mouthed fool...sure ... maybe paint a target on his hat and push him out into the snow just to see what happens.
January 26, 2026 at 5:55 PM
A mad magazine caracture of a mush mouthed fool...sure ... maybe paint a target on his hat and push him out into the snow just to see what happens.
Trump says every call is the best call... almost always found to be bullshit...call him out or stop pretending to be journalists
January 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Trump says every call is the best call... almost always found to be bullshit...call him out or stop pretending to be journalists
May I suggest a m1 carbine ...tons of elevated nests
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 PM
May I suggest a m1 carbine ...tons of elevated nests
Oh...so they've been lying the whole time....we can't believe anything they've said any any shooting at this point....cool....good to know....act accordingly
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Oh...so they've been lying the whole time....we can't believe anything they've said any any shooting at this point....cool....good to know....act accordingly
The same clown...that had better cognitive abilities at the time and refused to call in the national guard when his tards were attacking the capital?...you want the shitty pants ..."it is ice land !"...that guy?...you want him to act like a leader?...buy ammo...act accordingly
January 24, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The same clown...that had better cognitive abilities at the time and refused to call in the national guard when his tards were attacking the capital?...you want the shitty pants ..."it is ice land !"...that guy?...you want him to act like a leader?...buy ammo...act accordingly
So who wants to give violent reinforcement to the citizens of Minnesota?
January 24, 2026 at 10:55 PM
So who wants to give violent reinforcement to the citizens of Minnesota?
Red mist bovino....
January 24, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Red mist bovino....
Ice are enemy combatants and should be treated accordingly
January 24, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Ice are enemy combatants and should be treated accordingly
There's legal precedent at this point to shoot ice agents and ask questions later...and they did it to themselves
January 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
There's legal precedent at this point to shoot ice agents and ask questions later...and they did it to themselves
The object of this game is to hit a slow moving target from a moving train...it's called anyone can get got
January 24, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The object of this game is to hit a slow moving target from a moving train...it's called anyone can get got
How about donations to a grocery delivery fund so people in other states can support these families without exposing them
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 PM
How about donations to a grocery delivery fund so people in other states can support these families without exposing them
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Somewhere between “we may collect biometric identifiers” and “we can share data with… well… vibes,” I realized TikTok no longer wanted my attention — it wanted squatters’ rights in my nervous system.
Somewhere between “we may collect biometric identifiers” and “we can share data with… well… vibes,” I realized TikTok no longer wanted my attention — it wanted squatters’ rights in my nervous system.
January 23, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Somewhere between “we may collect biometric identifiers” and “we can share data with… well… vibes,” I realized TikTok no longer wanted my attention — it wanted squatters’ rights in my nervous system.
Somewhere between “we may collect biometric identifiers” and “we can share data with… well… vibes,” I realized TikTok no longer wanted my attention — it wanted squatters’ rights in my nervous system.
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Somewhere between “we may collect biometric identifiers” and “we can share data with… well… vibes,” I realized TikTok no longer wanted my attention — it wanted squatters’ rights in my nervous system.
Somewhere between “we may collect biometric identifiers” and “we can share data with… well… vibes,” I realized TikTok no longer wanted my attention — it wanted squatters’ rights in my nervous system.
January 23, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Somewhere between “we may collect biometric identifiers” and “we can share data with… well… vibes,” I realized TikTok no longer wanted my attention — it wanted squatters’ rights in my nervous system.
Somewhere between “we may collect biometric identifiers” and “we can share data with… well… vibes,” I realized TikTok no longer wanted my attention — it wanted squatters’ rights in my nervous system.
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I don’t mind being tracked. I live in America. I assume my toaster reports me. But this was different. This was TikTok asking for permission to crawl inside my phone, wear my personality like a skinsuit, and sublet it.
I don’t mind being tracked. I live in America. I assume my toaster reports me. But this was different. This was TikTok asking for permission to crawl inside my phone, wear my personality like a skinsuit, and sublet it.
January 23, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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I don’t mind being tracked. I live in America. I assume my toaster reports me. But this was different. This was TikTok asking for permission to crawl inside my phone, wear my personality like a skinsuit, and sublet it.
I don’t mind being tracked. I live in America. I assume my toaster reports me. But this was different. This was TikTok asking for permission to crawl inside my phone, wear my personality like a skinsuit, and sublet it.
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The app already knows what I watch, when I watch it, and what I almost watched before deciding I didn’t want the government knowing I watched it. That’s plenty. We don’t need retinal scans and emotional telemetry too.
The app already knows what I watch, when I watch it, and what I almost watched before deciding I didn’t want the government knowing I watched it. That’s plenty. We don’t need retinal scans and emotional telemetry too.
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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The app already knows what I watch, when I watch it, and what I almost watched before deciding I didn’t want the government knowing I watched it. That’s plenty. We don’t need retinal scans and emotional telemetry too.
The app already knows what I watch, when I watch it, and what I almost watched before deciding I didn’t want the government knowing I watched it. That’s plenty. We don’t need retinal scans and emotional telemetry too.
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So I deleted it. Quietly. No announcement. No exit video. Just a long press, a little ✕, and the strange calm that comes from evicting a digital raccoon from your pocket.
So I deleted it. Quietly. No announcement. No exit video. Just a long press, a little ✕, and the strange calm that comes from evicting a digital raccoon from your pocket.
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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So I deleted it. Quietly. No announcement. No exit video. Just a long press, a little ✕, and the strange calm that comes from evicting a digital raccoon from your pocket.
So I deleted it. Quietly. No announcement. No exit video. Just a long press, a little ✕, and the strange calm that comes from evicting a digital raccoon from your pocket.
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If I’m going to be surveilled, manipulated, and psychologically nudged into buying nonsense, I prefer it done with some old-fashioned shame and at least the courtesy of pretending it’s accidental.
If I’m going to be surveilled, manipulated, and psychologically nudged into buying nonsense, I prefer it done with some old-fashioned shame and at least the courtesy of pretending it’s accidental.
January 23, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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If I’m going to be surveilled, manipulated, and psychologically nudged into buying nonsense, I prefer it done with some old-fashioned shame and at least the courtesy of pretending it’s accidental.
If I’m going to be surveilled, manipulated, and psychologically nudged into buying nonsense, I prefer it done with some old-fashioned shame and at least the courtesy of pretending it’s accidental.
This just in the state of Minnesota has just issued an arrest warrant for Pam Bondi....see how this works
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
This just in the state of Minnesota has just issued an arrest warrant for Pam Bondi....see how this works