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Recently Russia bombed the US owned Boeing factory in Kyiv. Yesterday, Russia bombed US electronics factory in Western Ukraine. Civilian targets. Trump's response has been silence. But that's ok because since he became President, his wealth has doubled. He's doing fine.
August 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Recently Russia bombed the US owned Boeing factory in Kyiv. Yesterday, Russia bombed US electronics factory in Western Ukraine. Civilian targets. Trump's response has been silence. But that's ok because since he became President, his wealth has doubled. He's doing fine.
Breaking Snooze: Qatari officials wanting to provide former President Biden with golden wheelchair worth $400M. He politely refused stating that he was still obligated to follow the Constitution and that he wasn't a grifting arsehole who only cared about himself.
May 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Breaking Snooze: Qatari officials wanting to provide former President Biden with golden wheelchair worth $400M. He politely refused stating that he was still obligated to follow the Constitution and that he wasn't a grifting arsehole who only cared about himself.
Breaking Snooze: US President 45 breathes a sigh of relief as President 47 now seen as the worst US President ever.
April 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Breaking Snooze: US President 45 breathes a sigh of relief as President 47 now seen as the worst US President ever.
Breaking Snooze: President Trump unable to stop war in Ukraine within 24 hours, now establishes new goal of walking away from peace negotiations within 24 hours. The only thing Trump succeeds at is failure.
April 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Breaking Snooze: President Trump unable to stop war in Ukraine within 24 hours, now establishes new goal of walking away from peace negotiations within 24 hours. The only thing Trump succeeds at is failure.
Breaking Snooze: President Donald Trump aka Glorious Orange Leader places 300% tariffs on all products imported into the US from China, except the products that are being used by consumers and businesses. "That'll show them commies.", he added.
April 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Breaking Snooze: President Donald Trump aka Glorious Orange Leader places 300% tariffs on all products imported into the US from China, except the products that are being used by consumers and businesses. "That'll show them commies.", he added.
Breaking Snooze: Congratulations breaking out all over Washington as we witness how President Donald Trump has taken the United States from the Leader of the Free World to become a Russian satellite state. Making America Great Again.
March 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Breaking Snooze: Congratulations breaking out all over Washington as we witness how President Donald Trump has taken the United States from the Leader of the Free World to become a Russian satellite state. Making America Great Again.
Breaking Snooze: President Trump organises release of Tate brothers from Romania. Places them in charge of reducing grocery prices, starting with eggs.
February 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Breaking Snooze: President Trump organises release of Tate brothers from Romania. Places them in charge of reducing grocery prices, starting with eggs.
Breaking Snooze: President Trump knew of Epstein's suicide the day before Epstein found out.
February 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Breaking Snooze: President Trump knew of Epstein's suicide the day before Epstein found out.
Europe welcome MAGA tourists. Upon arrival please make sure that you wear your red caps so we can easily identify you.
February 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Europe welcome MAGA tourists. Upon arrival please make sure that you wear your red caps so we can easily identify you.
Breaking Snooze: President Trump and co-collaborator Vladimir Putin have been working through the night and believe they have come up with a surrender deal for Ukraine.
February 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Breaking Snooze: President Trump and co-collaborator Vladimir Putin have been working through the night and believe they have come up with a surrender deal for Ukraine.
Breaking Snooze: President Donald Trump requests that Israel give the US access to rare earth minerals worth $500B in exchange for military equipment provided to them.
February 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Breaking Snooze: President Donald Trump requests that Israel give the US access to rare earth minerals worth $500B in exchange for military equipment provided to them.
Breaking Snooze: Your country will be offline for just a moment while we uninstall USA 1.0 and install the new software by MAGA called Russia 2.0. Please remain calm.
February 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Breaking Snooze: Your country will be offline for just a moment while we uninstall USA 1.0 and install the new software by MAGA called Russia 2.0. Please remain calm.
Breaking Snooze: President Trump signs Executive Order making Russian the official language of the White House. This is to ensure their management understand.
February 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Breaking Snooze: President Trump signs Executive Order making Russian the official language of the White House. This is to ensure their management understand.
Breaking Snooze: Electing a President who is not a politician has been so successful that in future my brain surgery will be performed by a plumber, my finances managed by a butcher and my electrical work done by my accountant.
February 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Breaking Snooze: Electing a President who is not a politician has been so successful that in future my brain surgery will be performed by a plumber, my finances managed by a butcher and my electrical work done by my accountant.
Whenever you think of Elon Musk, do not forget Peter Thiel. He doesn't really say anything, preferring to stay in the shadows but it's quite possibly him how is behind this whole effort to overtake the government. He has been involved in all of this from before 2020 election.
February 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Whenever you think of Elon Musk, do not forget Peter Thiel. He doesn't really say anything, preferring to stay in the shadows but it's quite possibly him how is behind this whole effort to overtake the government. He has been involved in all of this from before 2020 election.
Trump does not want to include Ukraine nor Europe in negotiations to end the war in Ukraine because he doesn't want to share the Nobel Peace Prize with anyone.
February 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Trump does not want to include Ukraine nor Europe in negotiations to end the war in Ukraine because he doesn't want to share the Nobel Peace Prize with anyone.
Today, President Trump showed the world that he can outdo Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain.
February 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Today, President Trump showed the world that he can outdo Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain.
Someone should have had a longer think before sending a weekend Fox News host to lead any negotiations to stop a war Russia inflicted upon Ukraine. Seriously, Europe better step up real quick as this has the potential to get worse real fast.
February 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Someone should have had a longer think before sending a weekend Fox News host to lead any negotiations to stop a war Russia inflicted upon Ukraine. Seriously, Europe better step up real quick as this has the potential to get worse real fast.
It does not look as though it is in Ukraine or Europe's interest that the US is involved in any discussion that involve negotiating the settlement of the war Russia started.
February 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It does not look as though it is in Ukraine or Europe's interest that the US is involved in any discussion that involve negotiating the settlement of the war Russia started.
Breaking Snooze: President Trump to take over Gaza. Will resettle Palestinians in neighbouring countries with offer of cheaper groceries....especially eggs.
February 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Breaking Snooze: President Trump to take over Gaza. Will resettle Palestinians in neighbouring countries with offer of cheaper groceries....especially eggs.
Breaking Snooze: World's richest person and one of my favourite arseholes upset that one of his people doxed as this will slow down removal of aide to worlds poor and sick.
I guess it’s outrageous that the American people want to know who is inside the government seeking to dismantle it and gain access to their data and a host of other sensitive info. We aren’t allowed to know who they are? Why not?
February 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Breaking Snooze: World's richest person and one of my favourite arseholes upset that one of his people doxed as this will slow down removal of aide to worlds poor and sick.
Breaking Snooze: President Trump releases statement on USAID shutdown. If we aren't going to have democracy at home, why should we be promoting elsewhere!
February 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Breaking Snooze: President Trump releases statement on USAID shutdown. If we aren't going to have democracy at home, why should we be promoting elsewhere!
Make America Gaza Also
February 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Make America Gaza Also