BalisticEmerald
balisticemerald.bsky.social
BalisticEmerald
@balisticemerald.bsky.social
(you put out your hand...)
they have open air shitters at the YCS? Neat
February 14, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Before disappearence she leans towards cool

After disappearence: terrible person but not irredeemable if Dess Knight, no changes if not dess knight
February 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
You should try getting your hands on some dried textured soy protein. Lasts forever, lots of proteins. You just soak them in a cheap, boiling broth for like 10 minutes and you are good to go.

They are incredibly convenient and you can get a kilo for like, 10€ (which is 3kg when soaked)
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
God, points F and G just piss me off so much
like, on a fundamental level
February 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Clearly the weakness was that they weren't excessive enough
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Lowk putting any Knight candidate above a holiday thats not Noelle is just wrong lmao. You can maybe make a case for Darkner / OC knight but other than that... buddy
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I dunno it's just kinda where the primary sources lead me to. The fanon is fine and all, lead to some great art, but if you want story / lore analysis you gotta stick with the primary sources
February 8, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Reposted by BalisticEmerald
drew one for dess as well
February 6, 2026 at 5:29 AM
yeah, I have to admit the word "implies" does quite a bit of heavy lifting with my take lmao

Also yeah Zalpha checks out for Noelle and Kris
February 4, 2026 at 11:22 AM
We aren't even talking about early Zoomers, this is like 2005 tops. Asriel might be younger than the Nintendo Wii
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I've got something even more disturbing for you

The first cutscene implies that this is the first time Asriel is visiting. Everyone speaks about him like he recently went to college. He is like, 19 max

Everyone is a Zoomer. Asriel is a Zoomer. Kris is a Zoomer. Noelle is a zoomer. Dess is a Zoomer
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 AM