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Picture of Hillary Clinton grinning while the screen says “grand jury returns 10 indictments in trump probe”
August 15, 2023 at 1:48 AM
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A picture of a guy licking a boot
August 13, 2023 at 2:51 PM
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You rn
Tweet: Hi, most annoying person you've ever encountered here! I noticed this post you wrote in 3 seconds doesn't line up with every experience I've ever had. This is extremely harmful to me, the main character of the universe,
August 10, 2023 at 4:09 PM
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Zelda totk, Link is flying into a tower with the caption “a second korok had hit the tower”
August 10, 2023 at 1:50 PM
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It’s tough to pick which paragraph is the best but I am forced to choose this one cuz it just keeps going places
Paragraph 46 of the K&E’s summer associates lawsuit: Following Plaintiff's first year of law school, Professor Epstein repeatedly offered and promised to help Plaintiff obtain a federal clerkship, assured him that he was eminently qualified and that best efforts would be made even for the most difficult "feeder" clerkships. During one such conversation on this topic, on or about late January, 2022, Plaintiff shared that beyond the moral satisfaction of public service and associated professional prestige, he also desired the valuable experience and intellectual development because it could be used by him at some distant date in service of the law and the public from the bench. Professor Epstein told Plaintiff that he has sufficient talent and intellectual breadth to one day serve as a strong federal appellate judge if he would be willing to suffer a significant decrease in income and the abusive confirmation process. Plaintiff responded that he was not particularly materialistic so as….
August 7, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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You gotta pump those down, those are rookie numbers in that racket
August 2, 2023 at 10:55 PM
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Everyone against you in this be like:
Tweet: Hi, most annoying person you've ever encountered here! I noticed this post you wrote in 3 seconds doesn't line up with every experience I've ever had. This is extremely harmful to me, the main character of the universe,
July 31, 2023 at 3:22 AM
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Tweet: Hi, most annoying person you've ever encountered here! I noticed this post you wrote in 3 seconds doesn't line up with every experience I've ever had. This is extremely harmful to me, the main character of the universe,
July 31, 2023 at 3:17 AM
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You know you’ve lost when Sesame Street dunks on you
Sesame Street tweeting: the letter X will be holding a press conference later today.
July 24, 2023 at 4:55 PM
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July 21, 2023 at 4:25 PM
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July 19, 2023 at 4:48 PM
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Dril tweet “Thinking about getting very pissed off on the computer today”
July 14, 2023 at 6:43 PM