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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 8h

the look of genuine consternation he has at storage sizes now reaching terabytes when he thought it was all still megabytes

Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 8h

speaks to keith david generally that any time i remember a community bit these days he's probably involved

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 12h

no it's fine i just didn't expect the stream to be chinese

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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 20h

running to the offie at 8:57pm with a piece of toast in my mouth like "i'm gonna be late!!"

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 13h

honestly tho if you gave discord your passport for age verification you probably should have a legal guardian for your daily life.

Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 13h

"i don't like seeing tits in film" you need electroconvulsive therapy ASAP

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 13h

thing about the sex scene/nudity in film discourse every time is: boobs look fantastic in movies? only barely edged out by real life.

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 14h

3rd amendment you're so funny i love you.

Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 14h

did napoleon get leg lengthening surgery? no. he got more than half a million people killed invading russia. DO BETTER

Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 14h

it'd probably be really funny to take a baseball bat to the legs of those guys who get leg lengthening surgery after they finish the very long painful recovery process

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 14h

anyway i was thinking again about how the country would be immediately 100 times better if you liquidated landlords and gave everything to the councils and got so angry i got lightheaded

Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 14h

but then given the british economy is money laundering and real estate investment portfolios it is also by design

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 14h

really will drive you insane if you think for even a minute about how many governments of allegedly different ideology sat around while landlords slowly took over and drained as much wealth from the economy as they possibly could.

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · Feb 25

your outie's loads are small

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 15h

any time i go home and watch the chase it's an honest to god struggle not to laugh each and every time.

Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 15h

imagining a guy walking out on the chase and realising he's signed up for something completely different. you've got the wrong dude, i'm not that type of chaser.

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 1d

we could really use a laugh emoji that doesn't suck

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 7d

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 1d

thinking women should hold up western beauty standards that's just Good Feminism™

Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 1d

seeing TERFs go at Imane Khelif again? still? everything aside TERFs the absolute last people on the planet that should be going after women for looking masculine. lmao. wind your turkey neck in beth.

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 1d

We're slowly getting to a point where everyone on the planet hates farmers except farmers, and that's very beautiful to me.

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 1d

this could be worth tuning into the live stream for

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 1d

i like how the riot fighting game has so few characters with any character reveal for a while they can straight up show the new guy fighting the entire roster.

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 1d

malcolm tucker when i climb into my tv and tell him there isn't an outlet that's really arsed about critiquing the government for anything it actually does in 2025

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Creelers @balloona.bsky.social · 1d

but yeah a lot of the crises and solutions in thick ofi t didn't age well at all

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