Secretary of Balloon Doggies
@balloondoggies.bsky.social
I didn't ask to be made secretary of balloon doggies the balloon doggies demanded it.
Kneeling instead of running was foolish
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Kneeling instead of running was foolish
Like I said
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Like I said
This is going to hurt
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
This is going to hurt
The Ravens are repeatedly shooting themselves in the foot against Pittsburgh? Quelle surprise
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
The Ravens are repeatedly shooting themselves in the foot against Pittsburgh? Quelle surprise
Across the country thousands of old men, some from the depths of resting their eyes, mutter as one "too cute "
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Across the country thousands of old men, some from the depths of resting their eyes, mutter as one "too cute "
The SEC didn't prepare Bama for a physical team like Indiana
January 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
The SEC didn't prepare Bama for a physical team like Indiana
How dare the crows use the heated bird bath? Do they think our vendetta ends when I come inside?
January 1, 2026 at 1:43 PM
How dare the crows use the heated bird bath? Do they think our vendetta ends when I come inside?
The deadpan here is excellent
December 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The deadpan here is excellent
Thank you Cleveland even if I expect next week to be more painful
December 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Thank you Cleveland even if I expect next week to be more painful
Blowing the lead early this week.
December 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Blowing the lead early this week.
The problem with being the kind of uncle that will put a handful of rocks in a box and wrap it as a gift is that the nephews are no longer caught off guard and no sell it.(I gave them cash after.)
December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The problem with being the kind of uncle that will put a handful of rocks in a box and wrap it as a gift is that the nephews are no longer caught off guard and no sell it.(I gave them cash after.)
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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what rough grinch slouches towards Whoville
December 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
what rough grinch slouches towards Whoville
At least week 18 won't be a Sunday night game.
December 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
At least week 18 won't be a Sunday night game.
The eternal struggle between toy grip and speed. #greyhound
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The eternal struggle between toy grip and speed. #greyhound
Shut it off, put the laundry away, put the game back on my phone to brush my teeth and a comfortable rams lead was about to fully disappear. Weird game
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Shut it off, put the laundry away, put the game back on my phone to brush my teeth and a comfortable rams lead was about to fully disappear. Weird game
When it's too cold to go straight outside post bath you have to find the dirtiest carpet section available to undo the horror of being clean. #greyhound #dogsofbluesky
December 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When it's too cold to go straight outside post bath you have to find the dirtiest carpet section available to undo the horror of being clean. #greyhound #dogsofbluesky
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Welp. So much for that season. Just hope changes are made
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Welp. So much for that season. Just hope changes are made
Obviously the message was to get Henry moving and what do you know a 3 and out
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Obviously the message was to get Henry moving and what do you know a 3 and out
This team hates me. From the coach on down.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This team hates me. From the coach on down.
Sick on Thanksgiving, home with the dog. At least I can pay attention to the games. Lions getting good really screwed up being able to half pay attention
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Sick on Thanksgiving, home with the dog. At least I can pay attention to the games. Lions getting good really screwed up being able to half pay attention
The look of a dog contentedly replaying today's squirrel murder in his dream. Have to think the park squirrels won't underestimate a leashed #greyhound again.
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The look of a dog contentedly replaying today's squirrel murder in his dream. Have to think the park squirrels won't underestimate a leashed #greyhound again.
It won't last but go Terps
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It won't last but go Terps