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Baloney Patrol, the book — out now
Weird Comics in a Vintage Style
A Book of Surreal Comedy Comics
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The Baloney Patrol has arrived. 🥪

Surreal one-panel comedy comics in a vintage style.

📘 Baloney Patrol — the book — out now

Enter the nonsense here: thebaloneypatrol.com
Baloney Patrol – Weird Comics in a Vintage Style
A surreal collection of single-panel cartoons inspired by classic ink comics. Explore Baloney Patrol and discover delightfully strange humor.
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Vulnerability showed up.
Absorbency hesitated.
🧻😐

#surrealhumor #funnycartoons #vintagecomics #absurdcomedy
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Personal growth met poultry.
Timing was unfortunate.
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February 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Thrifting is universal.
So is pretending.
☕👽😐

#surrealhumor #funnycartoons #vintagecomics #absurdcomedy
February 2, 2026 at 12:30 PM
baloneypatrol.bsky.social
Some thoughts should stay internal.
Especially at dinner.
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February 1, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Asked for directions.
Received opinions.
🐦🗺️😐

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January 31, 2026 at 12:30 PM
baloneypatrol.bsky.social
Acceptance is the goal.
Side-eye is the response.
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January 30, 2026 at 12:30 PM
baloneypatrol.bsky.social
Space travel unlocked new fears.
Being seen was one of them.
🚀🍌😐

#surrealhumor #funnycartoons #vintagecomics #absurdcomedy
January 29, 2026 at 12:30 PM
baloneypatrol.bsky.social
Fame came fast.
Escape took longer.
🐱😐

#surrealhumor #funnycartoons #vintagecomics #absurdcomedy
January 28, 2026 at 12:30 PM
baloneypatrol.bsky.social
Brunch has rules.
Casserole energy not welcome.
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#surrealhumor #funnycartoons #vintagecomics #absurdcomedy
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Dry, declarative, mildly bureaucratic.
Airspace disputes are getting personal.
☁️✈️😐

#surrealhumor #funnycartoons #vintagecomics #absurdcomedy
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 PM
baloneypatrol.bsky.social
Medical opinions were shared.
So were new holes.
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#surrealhumor #funnycartoons #vintagecomics #absurdcomedy
January 25, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Lunch was provided.
Details were not discussed.
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#surrealhumor #funnycartoons #vintagecomics #absurdcomedy
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM
baloneypatrol.bsky.social
The most threatening thing in the room is still the knife.
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#absurdcomedy #surrealhumor #funnycartoons #vintagecomics
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Classic quest. Classic misunderstanding.
🗡️🏰😐

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January 22, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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Hard on the outside.
Emotionally toasted. 🥖

#funnycartoons #surrealhumor #vintagecomics #absurdcomedy
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Classic misunderstanding 😂

Surreal comedy comic energy with vintage cartoon vibes and a dog who has seen too much. Perfect for fans of absurd humor and one panel funny cartoons 🐶

#CartoonHumor #SurrealComedy #FunnyComics #VintageCartoons
January 18, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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TGIF unless you are Greg the Cow 🐄😬

Weird vintage comics about food feelings, soft croutons, and emotional produce. Absurd humor for people who like their laughs a little uncomfortable.
January 16, 2026 at 11:15 AM
baloneypatrol.bsky.social
The Baloney Patrol has arrived. 🥪

Surreal one-panel comedy comics in a vintage style.

📘 Baloney Patrol — the book — out now

Enter the nonsense here: thebaloneypatrol.com
Baloney Patrol – Weird Comics in a Vintage Style
A surreal collection of single-panel cartoons inspired by classic ink comics. Explore Baloney Patrol and discover delightfully strange humor.
thebaloneypatrol.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:32 PM