Paul
@balrogboogie.bsky.social
42 / he/him / Michigan, USA
the horrors persist but so do I
right in the heart of the smack of the dab
Ordinary people do fucked-up things when fucked-up things become ordinary
the horrors persist but so do I
right in the heart of the smack of the dab
Ordinary people do fucked-up things when fucked-up things become ordinary
for president? no, the DNC won't get their act together that quickly
February 3, 2026 at 1:33 AM
for president? no, the DNC won't get their act together that quickly
we used to be a proper country, the cops would have at least planned an undercover in the crowd to pull some shenanigans they could use to be violent, now they're not even bothering /s
February 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
we used to be a proper country, the cops would have at least planned an undercover in the crowd to pull some shenanigans they could use to be violent, now they're not even bothering /s
"surely THIS rich white guy will be the one to save us"
January 25, 2026 at 2:50 AM
"surely THIS rich white guy will be the one to save us"
this is Slapshot slander and I won't stand for it
January 25, 2026 at 2:44 AM
this is Slapshot slander and I won't stand for it
that's called the Full English (Latte)
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
that's called the Full English (Latte)
it's almost like it's a team sport!
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
it's almost like it's a team sport!
I was so impressed with him keeping his cool under pressure, he's been struggling with that all season
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I was so impressed with him keeping his cool under pressure, he's been struggling with that all season
yea it really is a "no matter who wins, we all lose" situation
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
yea it really is a "no matter who wins, we all lose" situation
ah shit a bunch of Sam the Eagles running around? no thank you 😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
ah shit a bunch of Sam the Eagles running around? no thank you 😭
I learned about this game from you and now I'm hooked, it's joined my list of pre-work daily morning brain games 😆
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I learned about this game from you and now I'm hooked, it's joined my list of pre-work daily morning brain games 😆
I've been seriously burnt out on my career lately, and considered looking into EMT or firefighting. I'm probably too old to start a career in the latter tho
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I've been seriously burnt out on my career lately, and considered looking into EMT or firefighting. I'm probably too old to start a career in the latter tho
someone call that one guy who said it was the "end of history" he's got some fucken explaining to do
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
someone call that one guy who said it was the "end of history" he's got some fucken explaining to do
the largest, smoothest brain to ever exist
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
the largest, smoothest brain to ever exist
there's doomerism and there's realism and I think you're just being real
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
there's doomerism and there's realism and I think you're just being real
the redactors and editors are working overtime rn
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
the redactors and editors are working overtime rn
fucks-to-give are 86'd, gotta start pushing apathy
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
fucks-to-give are 86'd, gotta start pushing apathy