BaltimoreOctopus
@baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social
Here for jokes. Some guy, dad, cat dad, multitudes, etc.
This is the way.
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
This is the way.
To flip that record, he needs to keep his eye on the ball when he goes into a tilt.
December 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
To flip that record, he needs to keep his eye on the ball when he goes into a tilt.
I'll check the garage, but I don't think I have it.
December 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'll check the garage, but I don't think I have it.
This hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This hits hard.
I didn't know that dinosaurs could even read, let alone write.
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I didn't know that dinosaurs could even read, let alone write.
Fred Schneider voice: Shoe box baby!
December 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Fred Schneider voice: Shoe box baby!
Yep, that sounds like Britain all right.
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Yep, that sounds like Britain all right.
Original NES, but still playing the Wii today and my 8yo son is growing up playing the Wii. Guess he's already unc.
December 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Original NES, but still playing the Wii today and my 8yo son is growing up playing the Wii. Guess he's already unc.
This is how I find out that Barry White died?
December 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This is how I find out that Barry White died?