Why does Hannah have so many bananas?

If money is the root of all evil then Trumps proposed tax "cuts" are about to make me into a Saint!

I'm officially done with all "things." Everything and anything except nothing. I like doing nothing.

Can we stop referring to them as "side hustles" and start calling then what they are: second jobs.

Another glorious day of increasing shareholder value. Cross your fingers they have the resources for raises in the New Year and not another year of "diffulilculty" while our stock is at an all-time high. If only my hopes would be as inflated as their profits.

The horrors and calamities are extra horrendous and calamitous today.

Management did not find my reference to my office cube as my "little white, windowless penitentiary" as amusing as I found it.

Me waiting for garbage day like "don't forget to take me too!" I need a fresh start.