MyLastSoberDuck
@bammacdduck.bsky.social
NO MEANS NO!
NO messages unless from close friends. Mentions of “Bitcoin” or the equivalent will get you blocked. No Solicitors. Telling me of your love for Jesus will get you nowhere. Possession of ducks, otters, or baby goats a +, possibly mandatory.
NO messages unless from close friends. Mentions of “Bitcoin” or the equivalent will get you blocked. No Solicitors. Telling me of your love for Jesus will get you nowhere. Possession of ducks, otters, or baby goats a +, possibly mandatory.
Given the motion necessary for a good, meaty cut…any saw can be made festive with just a bit of creativity. Try festooning a hammer, too, for an instantly rhythmic burst of cheer…
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Given the motion necessary for a good, meaty cut…any saw can be made festive with just a bit of creativity. Try festooning a hammer, too, for an instantly rhythmic burst of cheer…
🎶Though you may not drive a great big ol’ John Deere
Nine foot tires, TV antennas in the rear
You may not have a combine at all
But remember brothers and grifters
Socialisms only for y’all
Just be thankful for Subsidies…🎵
Nine foot tires, TV antennas in the rear
You may not have a combine at all
But remember brothers and grifters
Socialisms only for y’all
Just be thankful for Subsidies…🎵
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
🎶Though you may not drive a great big ol’ John Deere
Nine foot tires, TV antennas in the rear
You may not have a combine at all
But remember brothers and grifters
Socialisms only for y’all
Just be thankful for Subsidies…🎵
Nine foot tires, TV antennas in the rear
You may not have a combine at all
But remember brothers and grifters
Socialisms only for y’all
Just be thankful for Subsidies…🎵
I hope she took reasonable precautions…
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I hope she took reasonable precautions…
Well.
We will never TRULY know until we scourge him and hammer home the spikes…
If he rises like Gold Medal flour, we’ll know we got it wrong.
We will never TRULY know until we scourge him and hammer home the spikes…
If he rises like Gold Medal flour, we’ll know we got it wrong.
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Well.
We will never TRULY know until we scourge him and hammer home the spikes…
If he rises like Gold Medal flour, we’ll know we got it wrong.
We will never TRULY know until we scourge him and hammer home the spikes…
If he rises like Gold Medal flour, we’ll know we got it wrong.
Where is Ellie when we really need her?
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Where is Ellie when we really need her?
I love a proper ‘eritic!
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I love a proper ‘eritic!
The threat to your children from some migrants cow is entirely imaginary. The threat to your children from the President of the United States has been established in several courts of law.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The threat to your children from some migrants cow is entirely imaginary. The threat to your children from the President of the United States has been established in several courts of law.
I’m Weird.
James Weird. Hold my calls, Ms. Ghandicandy…
James Weird. Hold my calls, Ms. Ghandicandy…
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m Weird.
James Weird. Hold my calls, Ms. Ghandicandy…
James Weird. Hold my calls, Ms. Ghandicandy…
Magnets stop working if wet?
Huh.
The folks who have been magnet fishers for half a century will be dismayed to hear of it. As well as the manufacturers who sell them their equipment…
Huh.
The folks who have been magnet fishers for half a century will be dismayed to hear of it. As well as the manufacturers who sell them their equipment…
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Magnets stop working if wet?
Huh.
The folks who have been magnet fishers for half a century will be dismayed to hear of it. As well as the manufacturers who sell them their equipment…
Huh.
The folks who have been magnet fishers for half a century will be dismayed to hear of it. As well as the manufacturers who sell them their equipment…
Huh.
Thought you and Bunzy had ventured into robotics, for a sec, there.
Thought you and Bunzy had ventured into robotics, for a sec, there.
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Huh.
Thought you and Bunzy had ventured into robotics, for a sec, there.
Thought you and Bunzy had ventured into robotics, for a sec, there.
Couchplay World Tour…featuring the hits from their new album:
Live Cushion Pushin
Live Cushion Pushin
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Couchplay World Tour…featuring the hits from their new album:
Live Cushion Pushin
Live Cushion Pushin
Ah, Kaitlin Bennett. Famous for crapping herself in college and adding another stripe to the American Flag…
November 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ah, Kaitlin Bennett. Famous for crapping herself in college and adding another stripe to the American Flag…
With a bit of help, yeah…
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
With a bit of help, yeah…
I’ve been alive a long time and I’ve never been told to avoid talking about politics or religion. I HAVE been told my entire life to avoid those topics at the dinner table.
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’ve been alive a long time and I’ve never been told to avoid talking about politics or religion. I HAVE been told my entire life to avoid those topics at the dinner table.
The current Gate Keeper …
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The current Gate Keeper …
JD Vance’s favorite movie…
November 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
JD Vance’s favorite movie…
VD Vance: Say, Erika…do you mind putting THIS on for our date?
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
VD Vance: Say, Erika…do you mind putting THIS on for our date?
