Banana Man
@bananamanismad.bsky.social
I play games you haven’t seen forever
The bald man was weak
THERES A BALD GUY IN HERE
GET HIM
GET HIM
HAHAHAHHAHA
LETS GO INTO THE BASEMET
*runs into the basement*
LETS GO INTO THE BASEMET
*runs into the basement*
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The bald man was weak
THERES A BALD GUY IN HERE
GET HIM
GET HIM
HAHAHAHHAHA
LETS GO INTO THE BASEMET
*runs into the basement*
LETS GO INTO THE BASEMET
*runs into the basement*
December 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
THERES A BALD GUY IN HERE
GET HIM
GET HIM
HAHAHAHHAHA
LETS GO INTO THE BASEMET
*runs into the basement*
LETS GO INTO THE BASEMET
*runs into the basement*
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
HAHAHAHHAHA
LETS GO INTO THE BASEMET
*runs into the basement*
LETS GO INTO THE BASEMET
*runs into the basement*
Just woke up from my legs being nibbled to the tune of wake me up inside-
OH GOD THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!
OH GOD THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Just woke up from my legs being nibbled to the tune of wake me up inside-
OH GOD THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!
OH GOD THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!
*wakes up*
Oh… what happened?
Oh… what happened?
Remember, join the egg empire
Goodbye
Goodbye
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
*wakes up*
Oh… what happened?
Oh… what happened?
Remember, join the egg empire
Goodbye
Goodbye
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Remember, join the egg empire
Goodbye
Goodbye
Sage got a hold of weed
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Sage got a hold of weed
Orbot and Cubot are secretly lovers
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Orbot and Cubot are secretly lovers
Don’t forget.
I’m with you in the Egg Empire
I’m with you in the Egg Empire
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Don’t forget.
I’m with you in the Egg Empire
I’m with you in the Egg Empire
@otisisakinkycow.bsky.social thank you for getting rid of the milker
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
@otisisakinkycow.bsky.social thank you for getting rid of the milker
Target: Banana Man
Mission success
Time to activate protocol “fuck with anyone not involve in the gooble lore”
Mission success
Time to activate protocol “fuck with anyone not involve in the gooble lore”
Not sure why all these video game characters keep showing up
It’s getting rea- hey what are you doing on my h-
*gets knocked out*
It’s getting rea- hey what are you doing on my h-
*gets knocked out*
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Target: Banana Man
Mission success
Time to activate protocol “fuck with anyone not involve in the gooble lore”
Mission success
Time to activate protocol “fuck with anyone not involve in the gooble lore”
Not sure why all these video game characters keep showing up
It’s getting rea- hey what are you doing on my h-
*gets knocked out*
It’s getting rea- hey what are you doing on my h-
*gets knocked out*
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Not sure why all these video game characters keep showing up
It’s getting rea- hey what are you doing on my h-
*gets knocked out*
It’s getting rea- hey what are you doing on my h-
*gets knocked out*
Why are the ghost gang on my timeline now?!
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Why are the ghost gang on my timeline now?!
Why is there a Waddle Dee on my TL
October 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Why is there a Waddle Dee on my TL
Oh no
July 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Oh no
Why is there a gooble on my timeline
July 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Why is there a gooble on my timeline
You can’t just say pokepark that gave me a heart attack
July 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
You can’t just say pokepark that gave me a heart attack
Next week
All hell breaks loose
All hell breaks loose
May 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Next week
All hell breaks loose
All hell breaks loose
Fuck you
A banana duct-taped to a wall recently sold for $6.2 million at an auction in New York.
The buyer then ate it shortly after.
The buyer then ate it shortly after.
December 23, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Fuck you
December 23, 2024 at 3:49 AM
What the fuck is this place
October 18, 2024 at 2:37 AM
What the fuck is this place