🩹 mr. bump! 💙
@bandagebearer.bsky.social
"Ow!"
a slapstick muse; mr. bump from the mr. men series! canon divergence ahead!
a friendly little guy with ANOLMOLOUSLY HORRENDOUS LUCK! every kind of accident you can think of? he went through that.
mun: 20, no lewd rp cuz he's silly + has a wife
a slapstick muse; mr. bump from the mr. men series! canon divergence ahead!
a friendly little guy with ANOLMOLOUSLY HORRENDOUS LUCK! every kind of accident you can think of? he went through that.
mun: 20, no lewd rp cuz he's silly + has a wife
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(( I do a steal on here too
December 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
(( I do a steal on here too
(( this prompt is probably going to be very hard for me but I like a challenge :3
December 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
(( this prompt is probably going to be very hard for me but I like a challenge :3
Well, I'm not even sure if it IS a curse or just horrible luck!
[Thinking.
He had unfortunately been born with this unfortunate trait.]
[Thinking.
He had unfortunately been born with this unfortunate trait.]
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Well, I'm not even sure if it IS a curse or just horrible luck!
[Thinking.
He had unfortunately been born with this unfortunate trait.]
[Thinking.
He had unfortunately been born with this unfortunate trait.]
[Bump is momentarily stunned, then he gets up. Ornament pieces aren't even there, nor is he bleeding. PG show logic.]
Ah, thank you-! Bit of a curse, though.
Ah, thank you-! Bit of a curse, though.
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
[Bump is momentarily stunned, then he gets up. Ornament pieces aren't even there, nor is he bleeding. PG show logic.]
Ah, thank you-! Bit of a curse, though.
Ah, thank you-! Bit of a curse, though.
[Oh, there IS pain.
So much pain. He just takes it like a champ.]
Ouch...
So much pain. He just takes it like a champ.]
Ouch...
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[Oh, there IS pain.
So much pain. He just takes it like a champ.]
Ouch...
So much pain. He just takes it like a champ.]
Ouch...
[Mr. Bump comedically falls down from the pain, which causes him to further hurt himself with the shards-
Good thing slapstick doesn't come with blood!]
AAHHSG-
Good thing slapstick doesn't come with blood!]
AAHHSG-
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
[Mr. Bump comedically falls down from the pain, which causes him to further hurt himself with the shards-
Good thing slapstick doesn't come with blood!]
AAHHSG-
Good thing slapstick doesn't come with blood!]
AAHHSG-
Superheroes??
I seem to be the opposite...
In fact, I am only really good at having acci--
[One of his ornaments fall and break on his foot. He JUST unbandaged that.]
OW!
I seem to be the opposite...
In fact, I am only really good at having acci--
[One of his ornaments fall and break on his foot. He JUST unbandaged that.]
OW!
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Superheroes??
I seem to be the opposite...
In fact, I am only really good at having acci--
[One of his ornaments fall and break on his foot. He JUST unbandaged that.]
OW!
I seem to be the opposite...
In fact, I am only really good at having acci--
[One of his ornaments fall and break on his foot. He JUST unbandaged that.]
OW!
Reposted by 🩹 mr. bump! 💙
(( who wants added to one of these lol
December 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
(( who wants added to one of these lol
[Smiling, plopping it on. He lost his other one, poor thing.]
Thank you so much-!
I assume you noticed that's where the most bandages are...
Thank you so much-!
I assume you noticed that's where the most bandages are...
Pulls out a Comfy Helmet fitted for @bandagebearer.bsky.social.
"Might not fend off ALL bad luck, but it should keep that noggin of yours safe."
"Might not fend off ALL bad luck, but it should keep that noggin of yours safe."
December 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
[Smiling, plopping it on. He lost his other one, poor thing.]
Thank you so much-!
I assume you noticed that's where the most bandages are...
Thank you so much-!
I assume you noticed that's where the most bandages are...
[His finger hurts now. :(]
December 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
[His finger hurts now. :(]
[He was given a Diamond Dig It toy, but when he tries to use even the childproofed tools inside, he still smacks his finger hard with the plastic hammer. It doesn't have the material to cause a bone breakage, but it still HURTS.]
OWWWWW-!!!
AAgggddh...
Ouh... poopity poop...
OWWWWW-!!!
AAgggddh...
Ouh... poopity poop...
December 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
[He was given a Diamond Dig It toy, but when he tries to use even the childproofed tools inside, he still smacks his finger hard with the plastic hammer. It doesn't have the material to cause a bone breakage, but it still HURTS.]
OWWWWW-!!!
AAgggddh...
Ouh... poopity poop...
OWWWWW-!!!
AAgggddh...
Ouh... poopity poop...
[Mr. Bump is decorating his tree!
There's the occasional *BUMP* into surroundings, of course, but he seems to be having fun.]
There's the occasional *BUMP* into surroundings, of course, but he seems to be having fun.]
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
[Mr. Bump is decorating his tree!
There's the occasional *BUMP* into surroundings, of course, but he seems to be having fun.]
There's the occasional *BUMP* into surroundings, of course, but he seems to be having fun.]
...I see-!
[He, in fact, does not see. But he is trying to understand. It seems his society hasn't progressed to that point in technology.]
I already get tickled weekly, and I get stunned semi-daily, so I'm all good on that...
[He, in fact, does not see. But he is trying to understand. It seems his society hasn't progressed to that point in technology.]
I already get tickled weekly, and I get stunned semi-daily, so I'm all good on that...
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
...I see-!
[He, in fact, does not see. But he is trying to understand. It seems his society hasn't progressed to that point in technology.]
I already get tickled weekly, and I get stunned semi-daily, so I'm all good on that...
[He, in fact, does not see. But he is trying to understand. It seems his society hasn't progressed to that point in technology.]
I already get tickled weekly, and I get stunned semi-daily, so I'm all good on that...
(( he has an equally accident prone wife btw!
he is not alone :)
he is not alone :)
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
(( he has an equally accident prone wife btw!
he is not alone :)
he is not alone :)
[He looks over at the tree with surprise-! It was there, now it's not. In fact, he falls over a little from the surprise! Thankfully, the fall was tame.]
Gee-!!
What was THAT?
[To be fair, Mr. Men started existing in the 1970s.]
Gee-!!
What was THAT?
[To be fair, Mr. Men started existing in the 1970s.]
December 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
[He looks over at the tree with surprise-! It was there, now it's not. In fact, he falls over a little from the surprise! Thankfully, the fall was tame.]
Gee-!!
What was THAT?
[To be fair, Mr. Men started existing in the 1970s.]
Gee-!!
What was THAT?
[To be fair, Mr. Men started existing in the 1970s.]
Poopity poop--
[Nevermind, he got it!]
[Nevermind, he got it!]
December 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Poopity poop--
[Nevermind, he got it!]
[Nevermind, he got it!]
[Oh dear!
He fell into snow, and it is so thick that he can't get out easily...
At least he's enjoying it!]
He fell into snow, and it is so thick that he can't get out easily...
At least he's enjoying it!]
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
[Oh dear!
He fell into snow, and it is so thick that he can't get out easily...
At least he's enjoying it!]
He fell into snow, and it is so thick that he can't get out easily...
At least he's enjoying it!]
(( currently there are two protectors and one terrorizer
December 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
(( currently there are two protectors and one terrorizer
(( who wants added to one of these lol
December 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
(( who wants added to one of these lol
Oh, yeah...
[He knows someone who can do anything "logically" impossible in the normal world. Or he must, cause he doesn't sound very surprised.]
Well, it'd still be nice to relax sometimes-!! I can't even say how long this has been happening..
[A tree that is about to fall down on him. Uh oh.]
[He knows someone who can do anything "logically" impossible in the normal world. Or he must, cause he doesn't sound very surprised.]
Well, it'd still be nice to relax sometimes-!! I can't even say how long this has been happening..
[A tree that is about to fall down on him. Uh oh.]
"Well, that's what the turrets and security droids are for," he says with a smile. Static defenses, to the rescue!
"Some Multiverse folks can teleport around our best security..." Deep breaths, deep breaths, must not rage about hax! "...But we can at least keep out mundane miscreants."
"Some Multiverse folks can teleport around our best security..." Deep breaths, deep breaths, must not rage about hax! "...But we can at least keep out mundane miscreants."
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Oh, yeah...
[He knows someone who can do anything "logically" impossible in the normal world. Or he must, cause he doesn't sound very surprised.]
Well, it'd still be nice to relax sometimes-!! I can't even say how long this has been happening..
[A tree that is about to fall down on him. Uh oh.]
[He knows someone who can do anything "logically" impossible in the normal world. Or he must, cause he doesn't sound very surprised.]
Well, it'd still be nice to relax sometimes-!! I can't even say how long this has been happening..
[A tree that is about to fall down on him. Uh oh.]
Reposted by 🩹 mr. bump! 💙
💙 if you want to bear personal witness to mr bump's luck in interactions :3
reply to be the CAUSE of some of the luck >:3 (not EXCESSIVELY so. he's been around since the 1970s with the same gimmick he really needs breaks lol)
and I guess repost for visibility idk
reply to be the CAUSE of some of the luck >:3 (not EXCESSIVELY so. he's been around since the 1970s with the same gimmick he really needs breaks lol)
and I guess repost for visibility idk
a blue and white cartoon character with a striped shirt on
ALT: a blue and white cartoon character with a striped shirt on
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December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
💙 if you want to bear personal witness to mr bump's luck in interactions :3
reply to be the CAUSE of some of the luck >:3 (not EXCESSIVELY so. he's been around since the 1970s with the same gimmick he really needs breaks lol)
and I guess repost for visibility idk
reply to be the CAUSE of some of the luck >:3 (not EXCESSIVELY so. he's been around since the 1970s with the same gimmick he really needs breaks lol)
and I guess repost for visibility idk
[Still having some cartoony stars around his head, but they go away, which allows him to think.]
Uh-
Whew.. um. That would be nice! But what if someone finds it and brings the pain TO me-?
[A slapstick mascot, something this being definitely is, is a tempting target for the ill-intentioned.]
Uh-
Whew.. um. That would be nice! But what if someone finds it and brings the pain TO me-?
[A slapstick mascot, something this being definitely is, is a tempting target for the ill-intentioned.]
"...Maybe my co-workers and I could make you a Flat Room With Nothing Harmful In It? So that you could, even if briefly, take a break from your bad luck?"
He sketches up a comfy, padded, sphere-shaped room, with no feasible way any sapient could injure themselves in it.
He sketches up a comfy, padded, sphere-shaped room, with no feasible way any sapient could injure themselves in it.
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
[Still having some cartoony stars around his head, but they go away, which allows him to think.]
Uh-
Whew.. um. That would be nice! But what if someone finds it and brings the pain TO me-?
[A slapstick mascot, something this being definitely is, is a tempting target for the ill-intentioned.]
Uh-
Whew.. um. That would be nice! But what if someone finds it and brings the pain TO me-?
[A slapstick mascot, something this being definitely is, is a tempting target for the ill-intentioned.]
It's mostly just HORRIBLE luck I can't seem to shake, to the point where these bandages are iconic!
[Rubbing his little head. It mostly hurts there right now.]
Earlier, I got hurt by a rake. During winter!!
[Rubbing his little head. It mostly hurts there right now.]
Earlier, I got hurt by a rake. During winter!!
"That is... HIGHLY unfortunate!"
What does one even SAY to that?
"Do some nasty people bully you? Are you just cursed with an unfortunately-weak constitution?"
What does one even SAY to that?
"Do some nasty people bully you? Are you just cursed with an unfortunately-weak constitution?"
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It's mostly just HORRIBLE luck I can't seem to shake, to the point where these bandages are iconic!
[Rubbing his little head. It mostly hurts there right now.]
Earlier, I got hurt by a rake. During winter!!
[Rubbing his little head. It mostly hurts there right now.]
Earlier, I got hurt by a rake. During winter!!