Bandit
@banditvonblack.bsky.social
My tummy hurts and I hate the government. It's time for a revolution.
Just your local ANTIFA heading to a meeting
October 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just your local ANTIFA heading to a meeting
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We gotta start Luigin'
January 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
We gotta start Luigin'
What are we calling dry February?
January 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What are we calling dry February?
I am 99% sure that every study RFK cites was something he saw on Facebook.
January 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I am 99% sure that every study RFK cites was something he saw on Facebook.
Colorado, where are we training to punch Nazis? Preferably near Littleton
January 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Colorado, where are we training to punch Nazis? Preferably near Littleton
I had a nightmare that I had sex with Elon Hitler in exchange for use of one of his properties to use as a wedding venue. It was disgusting.
Nyquil induced dreams are horrifying.
Nyquil induced dreams are horrifying.
January 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I had a nightmare that I had sex with Elon Hitler in exchange for use of one of his properties to use as a wedding venue. It was disgusting.
Nyquil induced dreams are horrifying.
Nyquil induced dreams are horrifying.
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Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials
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MAGA will be standing outside of a rich man’s party in 0 degree weather not allowed in because they can’t afford the tickets talking about how “we won” 😭😭😭😭
January 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
MAGA will be standing outside of a rich man’s party in 0 degree weather not allowed in because they can’t afford the tickets talking about how “we won” 😭😭😭😭
Getting on Rednote and calling yourself a refugee is embarrassing.
January 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Getting on Rednote and calling yourself a refugee is embarrassing.
I know one thing, for sure. I absolutely will NOT be watching anyone on youtube.
January 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I know one thing, for sure. I absolutely will NOT be watching anyone on youtube.
Just remember, All Cops Are Bastards includes your mom, dad, uncle, significant other, etc.
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Just remember, All Cops Are Bastards includes your mom, dad, uncle, significant other, etc.
In your opinion, what movie has the best soundtrack? I'll go first, William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Volume 2 is also amazing.
November 17, 2024 at 4:10 AM
In your opinion, what movie has the best soundtrack? I'll go first, William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Volume 2 is also amazing.
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"You block people over politics?" Babes, I block people for saying any negative thing about David Howard Thornton.
November 9, 2024 at 1:23 AM
"You block people over politics?" Babes, I block people for saying any negative thing about David Howard Thornton.
According to my husband, my new Modest Mouse shirt makes me look like I let wooks jizz in me. I kind of agree....
November 16, 2024 at 6:18 AM
According to my husband, my new Modest Mouse shirt makes me look like I let wooks jizz in me. I kind of agree....
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My middle schooler describes her style as Y2K grunge. She laughed at me when I explained how terrifying it was when we thought the computers were going to destroy us. Anyway... Kids are dicks.
November 14, 2024 at 11:37 PM
My middle schooler describes her style as Y2K grunge. She laughed at me when I explained how terrifying it was when we thought the computers were going to destroy us. Anyway... Kids are dicks.
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I can’t hear the tv without subtitles what makes you think I would enjoy an audiobook over just reading it
November 14, 2024 at 12:44 PM
I can’t hear the tv without subtitles what makes you think I would enjoy an audiobook over just reading it
Once again my delusions have convinced me that I wouldn't get sick when my child spent 4 days coughing directly into my mouth. Wrong again you silly bitch!
November 14, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Once again my delusions have convinced me that I wouldn't get sick when my child spent 4 days coughing directly into my mouth. Wrong again you silly bitch!
Starting a new algorithm is hard. I like:
Horror movies and books
Musical theater
2000s emo music
ACAB
Anti-fascists
Funny cat videos
LGBTQIA+ stuff
Elder emo stuff
Elder millennial things
Pretty ladies
Let's do this bluesky
Horror movies and books
Musical theater
2000s emo music
ACAB
Anti-fascists
Funny cat videos
LGBTQIA+ stuff
Elder emo stuff
Elder millennial things
Pretty ladies
Let's do this bluesky
November 14, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Starting a new algorithm is hard. I like:
Horror movies and books
Musical theater
2000s emo music
ACAB
Anti-fascists
Funny cat videos
LGBTQIA+ stuff
Elder emo stuff
Elder millennial things
Pretty ladies
Let's do this bluesky
Horror movies and books
Musical theater
2000s emo music
ACAB
Anti-fascists
Funny cat videos
LGBTQIA+ stuff
Elder emo stuff
Elder millennial things
Pretty ladies
Let's do this bluesky