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Drunk Elmo
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Elmo wonders what is it about the gates of hell that causes people to wander into them?
If the old, weird guy in town warns you to stay away from something, stay away from it!

#horrorsurvivaltips
December 2, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Don’t try to solve puzzle boxes that open the gates of hell.

#horrorsurvivaltips
December 2, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa….

Storm Duck?
November 29, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I’ve tripled my followers from Twitter here. Thanks all three of you!
November 19, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Me: Thank you Mister Strange.

Dr. Strange: That’s DOCTOR Strange….I didn’t spend 4 years in a strange ass school to be called mister thank you very much.
November 16, 2024 at 1:53 PM
"Wah wah wo wah wah....I think your parents had a stroke Charlie Brown". #rejectedpeanutsspecials
November 16, 2024 at 1:51 PM
That time Peter Griffin grew out his hair and had the Aqualung riff follow him around.
November 16, 2024 at 12:59 AM