B
@baneofurexistence.bsky.social
Nerd | Poly | Queer | she/they
overly educated | chronically online | raging leftist
Brb hanging w my cats
overly educated | chronically online | raging leftist
Brb hanging w my cats
The Naked and Famous teasing a comeback is keeping me alive.
October 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The Naked and Famous teasing a comeback is keeping me alive.
I feel the away at the airport the way Ron Swanson feels at the hardware store.
October 1, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I feel the away at the airport the way Ron Swanson feels at the hardware store.
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i just want to sit in my little house and pet my little cats and eat my little snacks and maybe sleep once in a while without worrying about our country dying, i don't ask much but it looks like i'm shit out of luck here
September 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i just want to sit in my little house and pet my little cats and eat my little snacks and maybe sleep once in a while without worrying about our country dying, i don't ask much but it looks like i'm shit out of luck here
Genderqueer is mixing D&G Light Blue with D&G Light Blue Pour Homme
February 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Genderqueer is mixing D&G Light Blue with D&G Light Blue Pour Homme
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I want my headstone to be stylized as a fall out boy song title
February 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I want my headstone to be stylized as a fall out boy song title
“Brotherly Shove” is gayer than “Tush Push”
#superbowl
#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“Brotherly Shove” is gayer than “Tush Push”
#superbowl
#superbowl
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Come back, Luigi. Got one more jobber for ya. A big'un
January 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Come back, Luigi. Got one more jobber for ya. A big'un
All my data suggests the world is definitely trending calzone
January 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
All my data suggests the world is definitely trending calzone
Being in your 30s is renting a hotel room w a giant spa tub to avoid your downstairs neighbor’s ridiculous bday party 🔊
January 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Being in your 30s is renting a hotel room w a giant spa tub to avoid your downstairs neighbor’s ridiculous bday party 🔊
US gov blocking tiktok and not temu or shein is wild to me
January 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
US gov blocking tiktok and not temu or shein is wild to me
The worst is that because you can’t discount alcohol, bars and restaurants don’t have happy hours
i always think Connecticut has a lot of puritanical roots left in its laws and structures then I go to Massachusetts and realize wow y'all can't even get flavored vapes here
January 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The worst is that because you can’t discount alcohol, bars and restaurants don’t have happy hours
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to all cat owners reading this, I think you should give your cat a treat right now. Your cat has been so good and so patient and is so hungry so surely they deserve a treat do they not?
January 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
to all cat owners reading this, I think you should give your cat a treat right now. Your cat has been so good and so patient and is so hungry so surely they deserve a treat do they not?
Today in cheesy polyamory jokes: my girlfriend and husband hijacked the group chat thirsting over an improv comic’s workout routine. Guess comedic timing isn’t his only strength.
January 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Today in cheesy polyamory jokes: my girlfriend and husband hijacked the group chat thirsting over an improv comic’s workout routine. Guess comedic timing isn’t his only strength.
Just back to sitting at my silly little desk to do my silly little job
January 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Just back to sitting at my silly little desk to do my silly little job
I got a 160 on my LSAT, I volunteer to lead the Dept of Justice
November 24, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I got a 160 on my LSAT, I volunteer to lead the Dept of Justice
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Dogs can't take cross-sectional X-rays to make three dimensional medical images.
Cats can.
Cats can.
November 20, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Dogs can't take cross-sectional X-rays to make three dimensional medical images.
Cats can.
Cats can.
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I have boundaries, and why you should too. #polyamory #relationships 1/
November 18, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I have boundaries, and why you should too. #polyamory #relationships 1/
Breaking news: Trumps pick for Surgeon General
November 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Breaking news: Trumps pick for Surgeon General
The Chicago in the beginning of Dark Matter episode 7 is a world we could have if we stop electing the GOP
November 18, 2024 at 1:23 AM
The Chicago in the beginning of Dark Matter episode 7 is a world we could have if we stop electing the GOP
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one of the coolest things a person can do is me
November 17, 2024 at 10:44 PM
one of the coolest things a person can do is me
"bluesky is an echo chamber" everywhere is an echo chamber but at least this one doesn't have cybertruck bros
November 17, 2024 at 8:05 PM
"bluesky is an echo chamber" everywhere is an echo chamber but at least this one doesn't have cybertruck bros