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What is he, voldemort now?
January 18, 2026 at 10:09 PM
What is he, voldemort now?
What in the god damn shit is this Dr. Pepper ass "Dr." saying?
January 17, 2026 at 3:44 AM
What in the god damn shit is this Dr. Pepper ass "Dr." saying?
Literally the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Absolutely embarrassing.
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Literally the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Absolutely embarrassing.
Cutest statement about the government subjugating American citizens I've ever heard.
January 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Cutest statement about the government subjugating American citizens I've ever heard.
We have the man on our side.
a person is swimming in a pool of water and says `` that 's n-ice '' .
ALT: a person is swimming in a pool of water and says `` that 's n-ice '' .
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January 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
We have the man on our side.
Who do I sue for dealing with slippery roads and walkways every year? As a Minnesotan, this is a clear attack on me personally.
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Who do I sue for dealing with slippery roads and walkways every year? As a Minnesotan, this is a clear attack on me personally.
People are doing all in their power right now, and it's much more than you're doing. We all saw what happens when you simply try to flee from them. You get executed. It's incredibly brave for anyone to oppose these masked thugs in person in any way.
January 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
People are doing all in their power right now, and it's much more than you're doing. We all saw what happens when you simply try to flee from them. You get executed. It's incredibly brave for anyone to oppose these masked thugs in person in any way.
It would be impossible to write bad guys in a book so despicably evil and loathsome. No one would buy it. These guys gotta be praying there isn't a God. If there is, they have some crazy punishment coming to them in Hell.
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
It would be impossible to write bad guys in a book so despicably evil and loathsome. No one would buy it. These guys gotta be praying there isn't a God. If there is, they have some crazy punishment coming to them in Hell.
These people are so fucking insane. Do they know water takes a bit to freeze? She's making it sound like we're all weaponized with buckets right in front of agents, freezing the ground instantly as they approach. Welcome to Minnesota in the winter you bitches, feel free to leave and never come back.
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
These people are so fucking insane. Do they know water takes a bit to freeze? She's making it sound like we're all weaponized with buckets right in front of agents, freezing the ground instantly as they approach. Welcome to Minnesota in the winter you bitches, feel free to leave and never come back.
You literally could not write a comically insane dictator villain like this. Everyone would say they are too unbelievable, it would take them out of the story.
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
You literally could not write a comically insane dictator villain like this. Everyone would say they are too unbelievable, it would take them out of the story.
yep, that's typically how this unchecked grade school bully acts.
January 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
yep, that's typically how this unchecked grade school bully acts.
"Now, if you want to keep using this, what's your favorite color? what did you want to be when you grow up?"
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
"Now, if you want to keep using this, what's your favorite color? what did you want to be when you grow up?"
You're right. By that metric, not bad. But I'll never not be shocked that these sentences are always so light.
January 15, 2026 at 6:46 AM
You're right. By that metric, not bad. But I'll never not be shocked that these sentences are always so light.
Damn, I can't believe it took this long for them to come up with some bullshit this weak. Did it take doctors a whole week to discover something this basic? Has he been bleeding inside for 7 days continuously? Did these supposed doctors tell them right away and they wanted everyone in suspense?
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Damn, I can't believe it took this long for them to come up with some bullshit this weak. Did it take doctors a whole week to discover something this basic? Has he been bleeding inside for 7 days continuously? Did these supposed doctors tell them right away and they wanted everyone in suspense?
Still waiting for everyone to point out the legitimate, convicted offenders that are making them so militant about this shit. Meanwhile, all their creeps are dropping like flies, exposed as the scum they claim their opposition to be. Ridiculous.
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Still waiting for everyone to point out the legitimate, convicted offenders that are making them so militant about this shit. Meanwhile, all their creeps are dropping like flies, exposed as the scum they claim their opposition to be. Ridiculous.
This is what these brainwashed people support. The only shocking thing here is that he only got 17.5 years.
January 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
This is what these brainwashed people support. The only shocking thing here is that he only got 17.5 years.
A face mask has become a part of their uniform. They are trying to strip away all transparency and accountability. There's a reason officers are required to have badge numbers and their names displayed, as well as have body cams. There is no expectation of privacy in the course of public service.
January 15, 2026 at 3:12 AM
A face mask has become a part of their uniform. They are trying to strip away all transparency and accountability. There's a reason officers are required to have badge numbers and their names displayed, as well as have body cams. There is no expectation of privacy in the course of public service.
uhhh, if anyone want's nameless, faceless people controlling the streets with no chance of accountability, that is simply un-American.
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
uhhh, if anyone want's nameless, faceless people controlling the streets with no chance of accountability, that is simply un-American.
good thing he circled the giant, bright red number that's highter than the other numbers. I need a circle to actually know which number is the higher one.
January 15, 2026 at 3:02 AM
good thing he circled the giant, bright red number that's highter than the other numbers. I need a circle to actually know which number is the higher one.
People will somehow hear trump speak and then hear an eloquent speech from a professional and say, "nah, I still like the fucking idiot."
January 15, 2026 at 2:24 AM
People will somehow hear trump speak and then hear an eloquent speech from a professional and say, "nah, I still like the fucking idiot."
Seriously, I think everyone knows, the smaller and more quaint a place looks, the better the food is going to be.
January 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Seriously, I think everyone knows, the smaller and more quaint a place looks, the better the food is going to be.
Leave it to trump supporters to believe this dude who literally looks like he's got horcruxes.
January 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Leave it to trump supporters to believe this dude who literally looks like he's got horcruxes.
When I was in daycare, they had a snes game where you shoot upward at bubbles. When super smash bros. and melee came out, I was convinced Ness was from this game and this game was called "earthbound". I don't know for sure what it was, but the likeliest game I can find is "Super Buster Bros."
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
When I was in daycare, they had a snes game where you shoot upward at bubbles. When super smash bros. and melee came out, I was convinced Ness was from this game and this game was called "earthbound". I don't know for sure what it was, but the likeliest game I can find is "Super Buster Bros."
As a tax paying Minnesotan, I can say it's beautiful here. Harmonious, a melting pot with tons of thriving beloved small businesses run by many cultures. Soon, the gestapo will move on to fully occupy other blue states, for whatever bullshit reasons they make up.
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
As a tax paying Minnesotan, I can say it's beautiful here. Harmonious, a melting pot with tons of thriving beloved small businesses run by many cultures. Soon, the gestapo will move on to fully occupy other blue states, for whatever bullshit reasons they make up.
Let's see the results of all these tests you're taking.
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Let's see the results of all these tests you're taking.