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Chatting with a coworker from Texas.
HIM: "My daughter's touring colleges, and we've ruled out Texas, Rice, and Baylor."
ME: "The three top ranked colleges in the state?"
HIM: "They're too librul!"
ME: "Oh. Wow, man, those were ... contrasting ... perspectives, wouldn't you say?"
HIM: "My daughter's touring colleges, and we've ruled out Texas, Rice, and Baylor."
ME: "The three top ranked colleges in the state?"
HIM: "They're too librul!"
ME: "Oh. Wow, man, those were ... contrasting ... perspectives, wouldn't you say?"
October 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Chatting with a coworker from Texas.
HIM: "My daughter's touring colleges, and we've ruled out Texas, Rice, and Baylor."
ME: "The three top ranked colleges in the state?"
HIM: "They're too librul!"
ME: "Oh. Wow, man, those were ... contrasting ... perspectives, wouldn't you say?"
HIM: "My daughter's touring colleges, and we've ruled out Texas, Rice, and Baylor."
ME: "The three top ranked colleges in the state?"
HIM: "They're too librul!"
ME: "Oh. Wow, man, those were ... contrasting ... perspectives, wouldn't you say?"
I don't know what's in Underberg, man, but that stuff is magical. I can take a hit, stuff my face silly, then after an Underberg and some gnarly burping, I'm ready to chug a pitcher.
May 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I don't know what's in Underberg, man, but that stuff is magical. I can take a hit, stuff my face silly, then after an Underberg and some gnarly burping, I'm ready to chug a pitcher.
Good season 🚀 fam. 😭
May 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Good season 🚀 fam. 😭
Ahem... The year is 2025. And 🖕 Draymond Green.
April 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Ahem... The year is 2025. And 🖕 Draymond Green.
Zach Edey is not a good basketball player. 😂
April 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Zach Edey is not a good basketball player. 😂
Draymond knew Memphis was going to foul to let a hurt Ja sit, and he still lowered his shoulder to barrel into his defender. This cat needs to be banned from sports, like yesterday.
April 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Draymond knew Memphis was going to foul to let a hurt Ja sit, and he still lowered his shoulder to barrel into his defender. This cat needs to be banned from sports, like yesterday.
Good season, Coug fam. Heartbreaking. 😭
April 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Good season, Coug fam. Heartbreaking. 😭
YA WOO COUGS BASKETBALL LET'S FUCKING GO
April 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
YA WOO COUGS BASKETBALL LET'S FUCKING GO
Social media used to be fun and wholesome on April Fools' Day. Now it's full of vitriolic lies everyday. How are we supposed to celebrate now, trick each other with the truth?
April 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Social media used to be fun and wholesome on April Fools' Day. Now it's full of vitriolic lies everyday. How are we supposed to celebrate now, trick each other with the truth?
GG Volunteers. GD good showing Coogs. On to Duke, Final Four LFG!
March 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
GG Volunteers. GD good showing Coogs. On to Duke, Final Four LFG!
GG Boilermakers. Whose house!?
March 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
GG Boilermakers. Whose house!?
Sweet 16! WHOSE HOUSE!?
March 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sweet 16! WHOSE HOUSE!?
Low-key my favorite part about working from home is using my Waterpik right after lunch.
March 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Low-key my favorite part about working from home is using my Waterpik right after lunch.
Big 12 champs! YA WOO COUGARS BASKETBALL!
March 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Big 12 champs! YA WOO COUGARS BASKETBALL!
Neat. POTUS is literally a car salesman.
March 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Neat. POTUS is literally a car salesman.
Seriously? This is how I lose my Wordle streak? How... *itty...
February 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Seriously? This is how I lose my Wordle streak? How... *itty...
I interviewed a candidate for a job, and, just as an icebreaker, asked them what they were looking for in their next role. This cat proceeded to go on an anti-DEI tirade.
Not a white male, BTW.
Not a white male, BTW.
February 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I interviewed a candidate for a job, and, just as an icebreaker, asked them what they were looking for in their next role. This cat proceeded to go on an anti-DEI tirade.
Not a white male, BTW.
Not a white male, BTW.
Mavs could've gotten a better haul trading with a WNBA team. Monumentally stupid trade.
February 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Mavs could've gotten a better haul trading with a WNBA team. Monumentally stupid trade.
Yall remember when eggs were "poor people" food?
February 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yall remember when eggs were "poor people" food?
I'm currently trying to hire a solutions architect. One of the recent applicants for the role: presently working as a life coach, technical experiences include ASP.NET, ADO.NET, and SOAP. What decade did I just wake up in?
January 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'm currently trying to hire a solutions architect. One of the recent applicants for the role: presently working as a life coach, technical experiences include ASP.NET, ADO.NET, and SOAP. What decade did I just wake up in?
Oh look, our leaders are sending prayers after a mass casualty event. I'd like to think if prayers worked, these folks wouldn't be our leaders.
January 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Oh look, our leaders are sending prayers after a mass casualty event. I'd like to think if prayers worked, these folks wouldn't be our leaders.
WAHOO COUGAR BASKETBALL!
January 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
WAHOO COUGAR BASKETBALL!