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Gentleman, scholar, soldier, spy
Forgot what I was going to say.
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Forgot what I was going to say.
Best part to me is all the democrat politicians being like “well he WAS a violent and dangerous dictator, and SOME one has to use all that oil,” you know what fuck you
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Best part to me is all the democrat politicians being like “well he WAS a violent and dangerous dictator, and SOME one has to use all that oil,” you know what fuck you
Resuming my first watch of Eddington this evening.
January 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Resuming my first watch of Eddington this evening.
Sick and tired of pretending to be powerless! It’s time to unleash holy fucking hell! Die!!!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Sick and tired of pretending to be powerless! It’s time to unleash holy fucking hell! Die!!!!!!!
Now screening “Eddington” in the casa theatre
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Now screening “Eddington” in the casa theatre
Seeing a lot of posts the last couple weeks that could be categorized as “baby’s first ennui”. The zoomers are coming of age
January 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Seeing a lot of posts the last couple weeks that could be categorized as “baby’s first ennui”. The zoomers are coming of age
2025 may have tried to kill me, but it failed. See you next year with a fully redoubled spirit. The fight continues!
December 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
2025 may have tried to kill me, but it failed. See you next year with a fully redoubled spirit. The fight continues!
Looks like I’m making nachos for NYE. Just some refried beans and guac and some veg.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Looks like I’m making nachos for NYE. Just some refried beans and guac and some veg.
Every time Wemby isn’t on screen I’m thinking “Where’s Wemby? What are his motivations?”
Wemby on national TV again tonight. Need to get my son to bed asap
December 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Every time Wemby isn’t on screen I’m thinking “Where’s Wemby? What are his motivations?”
Wemby on national TV again tonight. Need to get my son to bed asap
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Wemby on national TV again tonight. Need to get my son to bed asap
Made this earlier in the rice cooker - jasmine rice with chopped holiday ham, ginger, red bell pepper, a can of spinach, scallions, a bit of soy sauce and chili oil. Incredibly good.
Leftover holiday ham fried rice edition
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Made this earlier in the rice cooker - jasmine rice with chopped holiday ham, ginger, red bell pepper, a can of spinach, scallions, a bit of soy sauce and chili oil. Incredibly good.
Caught up on the Pluribus finale. Show is good 👍
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Caught up on the Pluribus finale. Show is good 👍
Leftover holiday ham fried rice edition
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Leftover holiday ham fried rice edition
I predict I’ll take an unprecedented shit tomorrow. Ate like I was on death row all day, unreal spread, farting up a dust bowl windstorm right now
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I predict I’ll take an unprecedented shit tomorrow. Ate like I was on death row all day, unreal spread, farting up a dust bowl windstorm right now
3rd Christmas celebration in two days has wrapped at my parents house. I’m the final creature stirring as usual. Thank fuck I can access my prime and get to watch some basketball. Need a vacation
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
3rd Christmas celebration in two days has wrapped at my parents house. I’m the final creature stirring as usual. Thank fuck I can access my prime and get to watch some basketball. Need a vacation
Just give me yotei legends info so I know what classes I can focus on and ignore. Is there going to be an explosives expert? A kunai expert? Assuming there will be a tank class again and another ranged class (this time with gunpowder?). Is the ninja the healer this time?
December 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just give me yotei legends info so I know what classes I can focus on and ignore. Is there going to be an explosives expert? A kunai expert? Assuming there will be a tank class again and another ranged class (this time with gunpowder?). Is the ninja the healer this time?
I’d happily beat every AI engineer to death with my bare hands. Just saw a google Gemini ad that fundamentally misunderstands parenthood. Fucking die you freaks. Fuck you!
December 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’d happily beat every AI engineer to death with my bare hands. Just saw a google Gemini ad that fundamentally misunderstands parenthood. Fucking die you freaks. Fuck you!
2025 was a year of contrast . And I lived bitch
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
2025 was a year of contrast . And I lived bitch
Hope everyone had a happy Christmas. Ours was good. I feel a little melancholy of late but I think the high temps had something to do with it.
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hope everyone had a happy Christmas. Ours was good. I feel a little melancholy of late but I think the high temps had something to do with it.
Thought about going for a run and decided that wouldn’t be in the Christmas spirit. Might start drinking soon instead
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thought about going for a run and decided that wouldn’t be in the Christmas spirit. Might start drinking soon instead
*trying to piss people off* Batman Begins is a Christmas movie
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
*trying to piss people off* Batman Begins is a Christmas movie
Merry Christmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Merry Christmas Eve
Making Hainan chicken rice with some frozen dumplings for Christmas Eve dinner tomorrow
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Making Hainan chicken rice with some frozen dumplings for Christmas Eve dinner tomorrow
Got another complimentary bottle of wine this year from my local liquor store on the last purchase before Christmas. All class.
December 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Got another complimentary bottle of wine this year from my local liquor store on the last purchase before Christmas. All class.