BanmarNJ
@banmarnj.bsky.social
Former NJ Dem mayor/police commissioner. Fuck outta here, GOP. Join us in the Free State of NJ. Yes, I really do need all these cats.
The dog hair is sharper than glass or metal sometimes
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The dog hair is sharper than glass or metal sometimes
“The bank stayed our eviction for another month but they gave us a free turkey! They’re great!”
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“The bank stayed our eviction for another month but they gave us a free turkey! They’re great!”
Can’t wait for him and Stefanik to duke it out over the primary, though; I just wish Nicole Malliotakis would jump in, too
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Can’t wait for him and Stefanik to duke it out over the primary, though; I just wish Nicole Malliotakis would jump in, too
I can hear Elise Stefanik throwing something down here at the Shore
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I can hear Elise Stefanik throwing something down here at the Shore
Someone I worked with got shingles on his retinas and nearly lost their vision
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Someone I worked with got shingles on his retinas and nearly lost their vision
This is so Pennsylvania coded with the Irish shops
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is so Pennsylvania coded with the Irish shops
Mattel, who were keeping pre-2017 Toys R Us afloat for Barbie dolls alone and had to take a $100M write off when they went bankrupt
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Mattel, who were keeping pre-2017 Toys R Us afloat for Barbie dolls alone and had to take a $100M write off when they went bankrupt
Tell us you live on Long Island without telling us you live on Long Island
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Tell us you live on Long Island without telling us you live on Long Island
Pam Bondi looks like she’s wearing a bulletproof vest under her shirt
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Pam Bondi looks like she’s wearing a bulletproof vest under her shirt
This must be why VW is advertising that their new Tiguans have real wood trim in their interiors
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This must be why VW is advertising that their new Tiguans have real wood trim in their interiors
Evangelicals don’t think Catholics are Christians
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Evangelicals don’t think Catholics are Christians
There’s no way it wasn’t planned
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
There’s no way it wasn’t planned
The thing is, when you’re getting an MRI, even a full-body MRI in an open MRI machine, they ask you repeatedly what you’re getting today and where, and then set you up for that image, so he knows damn well what he was having an MRI for
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The thing is, when you’re getting an MRI, even a full-body MRI in an open MRI machine, they ask you repeatedly what you’re getting today and where, and then set you up for that image, so he knows damn well what he was having an MRI for
His identical-twin brother Trever is going to run to replace him
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
His identical-twin brother Trever is going to run to replace him
