the substance (2024) is also about a home depot hunny regularly milking her unconscious mother’s body, the end point of which is the fulfillment of that unique horror that she as the mother’s spit, marrow, and exorcism can’t last 5 mins in this world without the mother. and i think that’s beautiful.

affectionately kisses the friends that are too woke on their mouths.

cornplating is the bedrock, the blueprint, the first grain of fandom. i live for cornplating. i love it when others plate the corn.

still thinking about that time claudia went home from uni in #iwtv 1x05 in an open flannel shirt? over denim dungarees? a full classic lesbian fit, if you will.

of course i adore claudia of #iwtv amc fame—i’m something of a connoisseur of gay patricidal mama’s girls whose first opp in life was their dad and whose greatest nightmare as adults is to be clocked exhibiting any of their dad’s characteristics. truly thee character type of all time.

okay lemme try being serious about this place again. anybody who knows where the difficult problematic lesbian characters at? the lydia társ? the vampire claudias? the barbara covetts? the pjs of bottoms? the margarets of first omen? milfs? age gaps? mother issues? the gothic? pls point me to them.