It’s the first day of spring, and a bird was tweeting as my dog and I headed out the door early this morning. I am positively filled with joy. Another year around the sun and I’m still here!

Happy Pi Day to all those who celebrate! NerdsRUs.

So Amy Comey Barrett is now a DEI appointment? Hahaha! Wow, you step one millimeter of an inch away from Trumporthodoxy and you’re dead to the MAGA crowd.

Well, at least we’re now free from the scourge of transgender mice. MAGA!

So now we have a president who mean tweets workers who are justifiably afraid they’re going to lose their jobs. Our government is now just The Apprentice: DC.

Seriously, how did we get here; the Republican party is now pro- Putin?!?!? Ronald Reagan, who seems to have been de-canonized by the faithful, must be rolling in his grave.

Please give one instance of a government job you applied for, and were qualified for, but lost to an unqualified minority candidate. Names, dates, places; ready, set, go!

The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals just struck down a federal ban on the sale of guns to teenagers, citing Justice Alito’s “historical tradition” test. Yes, let’s get those kids armed!

Per our Beloved Leader, last night’s horrific crash could have been averted if “the plane or the helicopter turned right or left or up or down, but they didn’t.” Who needs the NTSB when we have this type of keen analysis?

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free” - and we’ll ship them straight to Gitmo. Hang your head, Lady Liberty.