He believes that his own survival is proof of that. Too bad he doesn't know how screwed up he really is.

Imagine thinking that's an essay holy hell

You can totally tell

Elon is about to become a trillionaire and Hollywood is Dr. Evil in the 90s asking for a million 🙄🖕

Ok my son borrowed my phone to call his friend to do Fortnite stuff. They've been attacked and are now on the island.

And $72 million for one dinosaur is CHEAP! why do these movies always pretend like tens of millions is so much money?

How does this boat not rock at all. Like they're in the ocean and they never move.

Welp, the mosasaur showed up. I gotta wonder why tf they're sailing that close because getting eaten by a dinosaur has to suck.

Ok now there's another boat and more people. I don't really care about this either, but I understand this is supposed to make us care when some of these folks inevitably get eaten.

Ok based on the music they just did some character "development" happened but I wanted a slice of Swiss cheese so I kinda missed it.

And I'm still missing it writing this.

They're def gonna need a bigger boat haven't these people been paying attention?

Even doubling it! This is a goddamn pharmaceutical company. If you aren't in the hundreds of millions at least tf are you even doing