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Jim is still celebrating Christmas
@bardinbrief.bsky.social
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I cosplayed as Ryoga once and I've been playing Christmas music on repeat since Halloween. AniTwit/buttposting refugee. He/him. Occasionally NSFW. 🔞
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Well I can think of a couple other reasons
At least a few kids bi awakening
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Kill me
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Temps in the teens and this guy's out there for kids of all ages. Earns his pay!
Santa Claus riding on a train
December 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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God, I love my town.
El car decorated for Christmas, lit up sign: SEASONS El car decorated for Christmas, lit up sign: GREETINGS El car decorated for Christmas, lit up sign: FROM El car decorated for Christmas, lit up sign: CTA
December 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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God bless tamatamako01 for giving us "The Legend of Link's Ass: Breath of the Butt"
Three side by side views of Twink Link's incredible ass by tamatamako01, subtitled "The Legend of Link's Ass: Breath of the Butt"
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Vote Jubilation Lee 2025
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Holy shit Elmo sings a song about skin with the skin book ("skin skin skin, skin skin skin" to the tune of Jingle Bells), what kind of fever dream am I watching with my sick son?!
A satisfied looking book made out of a human face smiles in satisfaction as he talks to Elmo about skin The book gives Elmo a knowing smile as Elmo grows worryingly interested in skin
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Maybe it's just because the only times I've seen it I've been trapped in a children's hospital, but this dogshit is the most annoying Marvel property I have ever seen in my life

Shut the fuck up, super deformed chibi Green Goblin, shut up, AAAAHHHHHHH
Poster for Spidey and His Amazing Friends, which is full of the most tweet, aggravating, fast talking versions of Marvel characters imaginable
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
Worf neck deep in mud
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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headlines you needed least
Tragic Details About Allstate's Mayhem Guy
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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That bit in Andor where Luthen practices smiles in front of a mirror but it's me before going to work pretending I give a shit about company training while my son is in the hospital
Luthen Rael checking his wig and practicing smiles in the mirror
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Business card for Tobias Fünke, M.D.: ANALRAPIST
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Looking at a cat litter box enclosure listing and wow huge slam on big orange cats out of nowhere
In the midst of standard marketing copy, litterbox enclosure features list goes out of its way to fat shame orange cats: "• Even for Fat Orange Cat: Internal dimensions of the small divider: 9.4" L x 16.7" W, internal dimensions of the large divider : 19"' L x 16.7" W. With super large interior space, even for a big fat cat, the cat litter box furniture is big enough. Removing the divider, you can DIY an even larger space"
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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New favorite Muppet discovered, this weird little guy rules
Gonger from Sesame Street, runs a food truck, routinely mispronounces ingredients like "blue ma berries" and has an impossibly annoying/endearing voice
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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American Catholics getting big mad over the church very occasionally prioritizing human dignity and compassion over justifying hatred will never stop being funny to me
Headline: Catholic bishops condemn 'indiscriminate mass deportation' in rare statement The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops' vote and new national campaign to support migrants are the group's first responses to the Trump administration's crackdown. Updated November 13, 2025 Enraged right wing Facebook post about story: I held on even after the Church faceplanted with the sex abuse scandal and protected criminals like Cardinal Law. Where is the statement on the ongoing mass murder known as abortion? Where is the statement on the vulgarized culture? Where is the statement on the move to convert perversion and mental illness into "celebrated categories"? I think l'm done. Crap like this has me throwing in the towel. To add to it, yesterday my alma mater Holy Cross (Dan McLaughlin) disinvited Homeland Security to a job recruiting event. The school is infested with Woke wackos. I can't take it anymore. I want no part of this organization anymore.
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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FRIDAY NIGHT
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Describe your cat's personality with one photo
Pangur being a little fat princess
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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This headline counts as one final war crime
National Review article titled "Dick Cheney: Peacekeeper," subheading "he was right and righteous," because we're in hell
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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When the Adderall starts wearing off
Frame from 2001 of HAL 9000 telling Dave "I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it."
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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My cat when I don't empty the litterbox for too long
Meme of scowling woman saying "I am going to create an apartment that is so covered in piss"
October 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Need a version of this guy in an inflatable costume
Guy from the "sickos" meme looking through window saying "yes ha ha yes"
October 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Escaflowne is definitely up there.
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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What is this Spirit Airlines sicko shit? Hotels nickel and dime you on WiFi now? We needed tiered WiFi?!
Hilton Garden Inn, having made me sign up for a rewards program to even view their WiFi, tells me I can have shitty WiFi for free or useful WiFi for five bucks a night
October 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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If this were a pop-up ad I would click it
Chun-Li in Street Fighter 2: The Movie taking a shower, mid back view Chun-Li in Street Fighter 2: The Movie taking a shower, look at those bazooms Chun-Li in Street Fighter 2: The Movie taking a shower, what a lovingly animated 90s ass
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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We're basically at "Ellis for President 2028" at this point
Harry Ellis from Die Hard being a sleazy, smug piece of shit
October 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM