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@bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
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Trash Tier TCG content from a Trash Tier TCG player. MTG Commander and a bit of YuGiOh. UK, she/her
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bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
Do not invite me to the club unless this is the vibe
A photo of the metal band Ghost from their newest music video. In the centre stands Papa V Perpetua, a pope-like figure in purple robes with golden embellishments, a papal hat with an inverted gold cross, and a silver mask covering the top half of his face. He is surrounded by smoke, and the rest of the band, most of whom are wearing nun habits with similar silver masks, and morphsuits that have rhinestone ribcage designs on them. The two members closest to Papa V have batwings, which they hold aloft. To the far left is another figure in a silver mask who is wearing a top hat and suit, rather than the nun habit and skeleton outfit the rest are wearing
March 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
WE ARE SO FUCKING BAAAACK
A YouTube thumbnail for a video titled "Ghost - Satanized". The thumbnail is the logo for the band Ghost, against a black background and purple smoke. The video premiers at 12am EST on Wednesday, March 5th
March 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
FUCK YOU. DOORKNOB CURSE.
A wooden a handle of a drawer, with a face made of the same wood protruding from it. This is a screenshot from Twin Peaks Season 2 Episode 16
February 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
The tour starts in two months, can we get a single? An album reveal? Reveal of the new Papa?? Hell can we at least get THE NAME OF THE TOUR???
The come on do something meme: a drawing of a person poking a stick out in front of him, with the caption "c'mon, do something". The stick is poking at an image of the metal band Ghost
February 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
I'm willing to try anything at this point to improve my mental health so if I have to get silly with it & infantalise the subject a bit in order to encourage myself to make good habits, so be it. I cant make myself a better person if I wont even get out of bed most days
A collection of mental health notepads, designed with questions and prompts to encourage you to write down things that are troubling you, process & respond to them in a healthy way. They are covered in soft, pastel colours and have lots of cartoon chracters, particularly frogs and ladybugs. A capybara plushie and a plushe of Anubis are sat next to the notepads
February 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
Is this not just... what Secret Lairs already are???
A snippet of an email from Magic the Gathering about Secret Lairs. It reads: "Last month, we sneakily launched the Chaos Vault, an anything-goes spot for us to stretch our creative muscles or just do one-off, cool, weird things. Check out DailyMTG to learn more and catch a sneak peek of what you might find in the Chaos Vault down the line."
January 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
I also drew the blue gumball son of a bitch
Two pencil sketches of Sonic and Shadow the hedhehog. Shadow is on the left, facing the viewer with one arm stretched to the floor and has a YuGiOh duel disk on it. His other arm reaches behind him, and he is holding a YuGiOh card. To the right, the Sonic sketch is a side profile of him running. Again, he has a duel disk on one arm and a hand of yugioh cards held in the opposite hand. Both sketches have quotes: under Shadow, it reads "your shoddy deck building brings shame to all hedgehog-kind." Above Sonic, the quote reads "what you see is what you get! Just a guy that loves dueling!"
December 25, 2024 at 7:11 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
Chat what yugioh deck do you think Shadow The Hedgehog plays (there is a right answer bc I'm thinking of a very specific deck)
A pencil sketch of Shadow the Hedgehog, posed facing the viewer with one arm reaching down to the floor and the other reaching out behind his head. The arm in front has a YuGiOh duel disk on it, and the hand behind his head is holding a duel disk
December 25, 2024 at 2:37 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
I mean, sure, but at this point there's like a half dozen games they could remake with Generations-style gameplay that people would EAT UP. Either Sonic Adventure or Sonic Heroes remastered/remake would do absolute numbers
Screenshot of a headline of an article from Sonic Stadium. The headline reads: "SEGA west CEO says SEGA must "make a great sonic game"". It is accompanied by the cover art for Sonic Frontiers.
December 23, 2024 at 2:40 AM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
My LGS got Wilds draft boosters and I didnt realise that this was as good of a pull as it is bc I prefer thebother art lmao
The anime alt art for the magic card Parallel Lives - it depicts two characters facing away from each other, to either side of the card. The figure on the left stands in a forest, wears a green and white outfit & a green wreath in her hair. The figure on the right stands among fire, wearing a suit of silver armor and a red cape
December 11, 2024 at 11:16 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
Uh oh ☠️
A pair of edited iPhone screenshots. The first is from Duolingo and says "looks like you missed your Phyrexian lesson again, good luck talking your way out of this one!" The second is a message from Dad that says "why is Elesh Norn at the house?"
December 8, 2024 at 12:58 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
Another mail day! Still waiting on a lot of cards so it'll be commander this evening I think 😭
Two magic the gathering cards: Screaming Nemesis, and the borderless full art version of Phelia, Exuberant Shepherd
December 6, 2024 at 12:23 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
Mail day! Some bits for my Standard deck are starting to trickle in, along with my favourite Bloomburrow showcase + Maskwood Nexus! You will NEVER guess what creature type I'm caring about with Maskwood :)
Some magic the gathering cards: a showcase art version of Sunspine Lynx, Urabrask's Forge, Slickshot Showoff, a showcase Dawn's Truce, and Maskwood Nexus. The cards are displayed on a playmat depicting a watercolour paint of a mountain, some forests, and the branch of a cherry blossom tree hanging above them. Next to the cards is a keychain of the Bloomburrow character Mabel
December 5, 2024 at 12:18 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
I like old/retro bordered cards, and I think *new* retro bordered cards with updated & easy to understand text are the perfect blend of function and form. HOWEVER, I will say that some newer arts just clash with it easthetically. Retro border sol rings w the generic art are a good example to me
The magic the gathering card Sol Ring. The art depicts a gold ring floating above a pedestal, with what looks like a small galaxy trapped within it. The card uses Magic's old artifact border, a textured brown.
December 5, 2024 at 11:16 AM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
Tell me about it
"February was your Wild West Bagpipes Celtic Rock phase" "October was your Coastal Grandmother Metropopolis Indie pop moment"
December 4, 2024 at 3:51 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
Cool
A screenshot from my 2024 Spotify Wrapped which reads: "February was your wild west bagpipes celtic rock phase"
December 4, 2024 at 1:37 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
Why??? I think she's pretty :)
A proxy of the Magic the Gathering card The First Sliver. The proxy has been edited to include a white border, and the artist credit/copyright mark have been added in Comic Sans font. The copyright notice is made out to "Slivers of the Coast"
December 1, 2024 at 9:30 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
There are TOO MANY to choose from so I'm going with the first bird I found on Companion who looked pretty
The Magic the Gathering card Artificer's Assistant. It depicts a Magipie wearing a turquoise necklace, which bares a turquoise bauble on a golden chain. The magpie holds a golden key that cackles with green energy
November 28, 2024 at 3:09 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
It's two drop tuesday! And what better card than the literal one that started it all for me. I saw @spice8rack.bsky.social play a version this deck like two years ago and its what convinced me to start playing. I finally proxied it for myself recently and its everything id hoped it would be!
The Magic: the Gathering card Rat Colony. It depects a large rat helping a group of smaller rats light a series of paper lanterns on a soft bed of leaves. The flavour text reads "no matter how crowded the den, everyone's welcome to squeak in for the festivities"
November 26, 2024 at 9:43 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
She looks so proud of herself 😭 and she SHOULD be!!!! She just oneshot a charizard and a moltres by turn 6 🔥
A Pokemon Poket TCG victory screen showing the card Kingler. Kingler is a crab with one claw bigger than the other, raising both in the air in triumph. A wave breaks behind it
November 23, 2024 at 1:01 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
Four drop Friday, you say???
The Magic the Gathering card Hoard Hauler. The art depicts a new deco-style large car with its trunk open. Someone is loading something into the trunk, and a man in a grey suit & matching hat & gun stands guard in the foreground. Hoard Hauler is a 5 5 artifact vehicle with trample for 3 generic and 1 red mana. It has trample, and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, it creates a treasure token for every artifact the defending player controls. Crew cost is 3
November 23, 2024 at 12:51 AM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
Just testhanded my (mostly) proxy slivers deck for when I get shuffled into a sweaty Commander pod at Friday Night Magic. Theres a rundown of the relevant keywords in the alt text. This is a theoretical turn 5 play
A messy and cramped field of magic the gathering cards, containing 17 Slivers, Morophon the Boundless, Mystic Remora, Chromatic Lantern, 4 lands, an Arcane Signet and a Sol Ring. The slivers all have the following Keywords: Deathtouch (twice) Cascade Unblockable (except by slivers) Menace Pay 1 and sac itself to deal 1 damage (i might cut this. Or maybe run grievous wound with it) Poisonous 1 Indestructible Flying (twice) Tap for any colour mana Haste (twice) Cant be countered
November 22, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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Had an idea for an enchantment (i havent decided on a cost but I feel like it should be Azorious):
A screenshot of a note describing a custom Magic Card: "Watching with Great Interest." Enchantment. Enchant target permanent an opponent controls. When an ability of that permanent is activated or triggered (except mana abilities), choose one that hasn't already been chosen: - copy that ability. - counter that ability. - draw a card. - that ability becomes "sacrifice this permanent."
November 20, 2024 at 10:28 AM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
Reply with four magic cards:
1) A card you love to play
2) A card you love to hate
3) A card people associate with you
4) A card with art you love

I could have put any Bloomburrow card for 1 and 4 lmao
The magic card Rolling Hamsphere, depicting a large ball of hamsters rolling across the picture. There are hamsters in armor running beside it. One hamster in the sphere wields a sword and a leader hamster on top of the sphere wields a sunflower The Magic card Blind Obedience, depicting someone in dark grey robes kneeling with their face against the floor in front a white-robed figure sat on a throne and holding a staff. Neither face is visible The magic card Bello, Bard of the Brambles. Bello is a racoon in an orange robe who wields a staff made out of a tree branch with a Hedron stone embedded in it. He uses green magic to control other branches that hold other trinkets, including a dagger, a sword, and what looks like kitchenware The magic card Dawn's truce, depicting a small mouse holding a golden egg up to Maha, a large, black out with glowing blue celestial patterns over its outstretched wings, who towers over the mouse before a golden sunrise. The image is almost perfectly symmetrical
November 18, 2024 at 12:44 PM
bardofbramblesmtg.bsky.social
Explain your username

In reference to my son (and also my favourite commander)
The Magic the Gathering card for Bello, Bard of the Brambles. Bello is a raccoon with an orange robe with some blueberries hanging off of the front. He holds a staff with a hedron in it, and uses glowing green magic to control a number of other branches, homding a dagger, a sword, and various other small items. Bello's eyes and tail glow green
November 17, 2024 at 3:42 PM