(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ riley taylor ♥
@barelycool.wtf
wife to @softsoftserve.fun /mom/cars/cats
27 | mdni
🏳️⚧️ just doing my best 💕
27 | mdni
🏳️⚧️ just doing my best 💕
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@softsoftserve.fun seriously blew it out of the park with this bunny design of me 🥺😭 I love her so much
#artsky
#artsky
i need a quick twenty forty thousand billion gajillion dollars for something rq
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i need a quick twenty forty thousand billion gajillion dollars for something rq
this guy won’t leave my girl alone at the bar smh
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
this guy won’t leave my girl alone at the bar smh
call shawty a dump truck the way she back it up and I beep her
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
call shawty a dump truck the way she back it up and I beep her
working hard to get her 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒈𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒕
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
working hard to get her 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒈𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒕
got free $1000 ultra 7 powered Lenovo for work now
i like jobs where I can be a little gremlin in the trash 😁
i like jobs where I can be a little gremlin in the trash 😁
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
got free $1000 ultra 7 powered Lenovo for work now
i like jobs where I can be a little gremlin in the trash 😁
i like jobs where I can be a little gremlin in the trash 😁
last I heard they got eloped in Niagara Falls
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
last I heard they got eloped in Niagara Falls
sure do like having burn barrels to get rid of the cardboard from multiple projects and litany of sticks that litter our yard, sure don’t like burning my arm hair and eyelashes in the process
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
sure do like having burn barrels to get rid of the cardboard from multiple projects and litany of sticks that litter our yard, sure don’t like burning my arm hair and eyelashes in the process
how it’s been lately
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
how it’s been lately
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the only bush and chick pee I want is from my wife while I play with her garbanzos
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
the only bush and chick pee I want is from my wife while I play with her garbanzos
des moines is safe sorry for the scare to the like 1 iowan that follows me
52 minutes I’m about to destroy des moines Iowa first
25 minutes I need to be put into an enclosure before I escape and wreak havoc on the nearest major metropolitan area akin to Godzilla
October 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
des moines is safe sorry for the scare to the like 1 iowan that follows me
52 minutes I’m about to destroy des moines Iowa first
25 minutes I need to be put into an enclosure before I escape and wreak havoc on the nearest major metropolitan area akin to Godzilla
screaming internally bc my paycheck that always gets deposited at 9pm on Thursday’s is 15 min late
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
52 minutes I’m about to destroy des moines Iowa first
25 minutes I need to be put into an enclosure before I escape and wreak havoc on the nearest major metropolitan area akin to Godzilla
screaming internally bc my paycheck that always gets deposited at 9pm on Thursday’s is 15 min late
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
25 minutes I need to be put into an enclosure before I escape and wreak havoc on the nearest major metropolitan area akin to Godzilla
blew this shit up btw
October 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
blew this shit up btw
screaming internally bc my paycheck that always gets deposited at 9pm on Thursday’s is 15 min late
October 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
screaming internally bc my paycheck that always gets deposited at 9pm on Thursday’s is 15 min late
a creature of habit one could say 🧚♀️
October 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
a creature of habit one could say 🧚♀️
wife a bake a me a cake a for a me a birthday a
October 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
wife a bake a me a cake a for a me a birthday a
“Oh why haven’t I been paid” checks direct deposit form and realizes the account number is wrong
Oh im just fucking STUPID STUPID
Oh im just fucking STUPID STUPID
September 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
“Oh why haven’t I been paid” checks direct deposit form and realizes the account number is wrong
Oh im just fucking STUPID STUPID
Oh im just fucking STUPID STUPID
work not paying me til Friday has me like this
I jus wanna get lunch
I jus wanna get lunch
a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open and eyes closed .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open and eyes closed .
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September 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
work not paying me til Friday has me like this
I jus wanna get lunch
I jus wanna get lunch
got a new job maybe the world doesn’t feel so collapsing now idk im just trying to stay alive
September 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
got a new job maybe the world doesn’t feel so collapsing now idk im just trying to stay alive
who’s out there giving these IRL NPC streamers money
like fr you’re choosing to give great value anakin $5 instead of buying a SINGLE Crunchwrap (blasphemy)
like fr you’re choosing to give great value anakin $5 instead of buying a SINGLE Crunchwrap (blasphemy)
September 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
who’s out there giving these IRL NPC streamers money
like fr you’re choosing to give great value anakin $5 instead of buying a SINGLE Crunchwrap (blasphemy)
like fr you’re choosing to give great value anakin $5 instead of buying a SINGLE Crunchwrap (blasphemy)
How is that comfortable
September 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
How is that comfortable
not the dumb bitch who reported the LEGAL S. Koreans here working for Hyundai saying that the workers were “excited for the big Walmart”😭honey they got convenience stores that make American ones look like they’re stuck in the 50s. They’re not excited for fucking Walmart be fr rn
September 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
not the dumb bitch who reported the LEGAL S. Koreans here working for Hyundai saying that the workers were “excited for the big Walmart”😭honey they got convenience stores that make American ones look like they’re stuck in the 50s. They’re not excited for fucking Walmart be fr rn
sent in all my paperwork by Wednesday still haven’t heard anything about this job eek
a girl with white hair making a funny face
ALT: a girl with white hair making a funny face
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September 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
sent in all my paperwork by Wednesday still haven’t heard anything about this job eek