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she/they | 27 🦋
dirty, flirty, conniving
banjo tried to murder me last night by sleeping on my windpipe
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
5 months into our new home and she has made tons of progress! tonight was the first time she chose to sleep on the couch next to me :)
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
‘T’ as in Troy?
No, Gabriella. ‘T’ as in Trauma.
September 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
9 weeks 🙂‍↕️

last night was the first time banjo slept in my office/free roamed throughout the night. i think she woke up feeling way more confident as a result <3
August 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
rediscovered my vsco and seeing this from feb 2017, 5 years and one undergraduate degree before discovering i wanted to be a therapist. life really just be showing you who you are again and again until you see it
August 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
baby’s first ikea trip, pretty impeccable stuff
August 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
5 weeks!

we’ve been doing more supervised communal roaming which has led to the discovery that banjo is a bad influence.
July 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
rated R for Really true
July 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
10 minutes after downloading hinge
July 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
me when i gopissgirl
July 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
week 3:

this is the first time she has slept downstairs !!!! still a ton of hissing @ other cats but this is a hugeeee step in my eyes
July 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
my own dichotomy amazes me
July 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
went to the beach and didn’t burn ????!??!
June 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
what does it mean if i am being both hissed at and loafed on
June 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
new bedroom gets no sunlight :( but at least my body tea !
June 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
day 2 of new place:

banjo was brave enough to explore all three levels! but still spooked most of the time and hissing a lil
June 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
just got told i smelled good by a perfect stranger while waiting for the bus
June 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
a lil something to take the edge off
June 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
are these cringe (be honest)
June 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
tf did you just call me ?????!?!???
May 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
this is like if inception was about a hot girl
May 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
suddenly had an urge to try and read the bible just to come on twitter and find out that the pope is dead
April 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
muscle mommy alert
April 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
banjo has been diagnosed as ‘super soft’ and ‘like a bunny’
March 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM