I'm funny how? Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm funny like I farted? Like I accidentally did a small poop and now everyone can smell it? They can smell that I made an honest mistake? Tell me what's funny

that Free Solo guy talks about mastering fear, respecting the risks, etc, but when he does fuck up, all that zen shit goes out the window right? He's just gonna be like AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I want nothing to do with German physician Franz Mesmer. It's his approaches! They're unorthodox as fuck

Often when I'm leaving the office after a long day of game development, I'm knocked senseless by a blackjack. I wake up on the cold concrete with my mouth taped shut, choking on a microcassette tape. This is how @aromatiquegt.bsky.social delivers the music for our games. I've never seen their face

itch is down 😏😏😏 I think I might know why 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

It's been reported that since the release of our demo 58 minutes ago, several Bargainsoft employees have made moves that reek of "union". Expired halloween candy has been distributed to the break room. Let's not make any sudden moves, people

You are cordially invited to try your hand at PROBLEMBALL, Bargainsoft's debut interactive software
bargainsoft.itch.io/problemball-...

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